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March 20, 2026

RIP Chuck Norris

I understand that he was slated to train Barron in hand to hand combat so he could lead the upcoming ground invasion of Iraq. Unfortunately that can’t happen now. He will just have to throw ketchup or threaten to sue them or something.

February 7, 2026

New York Military Academy Honor Code and Cadet Creed

From their website:

NYMA Cadet Honor Code

A cadet will not lie, cheat, steal, or tolerate those who do.

Each year, cadets take an honor test and sign an oath indicating their intention to uphold this code. Throughout the year, the tenets of the honor code are emphasized during morals and ethics classes.

NYMA Cadet Creed

I am a New York Military Academy Cadet.
I will always conduct myself to bring credit to
my Family, Country, Academy, and the Corps of Cadets.
I am loyal and patriotic. I am the future of my country.
I do not lie, cheat, or steal or tolerate those who do,
and I will always be accountable for my actions and deeds.
I will always practice good citizenship and patriotism.
I will work hard to improve my mind and strengthen my body.
I will seek the mantle of leadership and stand prepared to “Do what’s right”
in upholding the way of life for a New York Military Academy Cadet.
May God grant me the strength to always live by this creed.

Trump attended NYMA. I think he should review this.

February 4, 2026

Fun with MAGA

This was actually a little before MAGA, more during the Teabagger movement.
There used to be a little restaurant about a mile and a half from my house. It was right wing central. I went in one day on my way to pick my son up at school for a cup of coffee and an English muffin, as I was a bit early. I saw that they had two big screen TVs, with FOX blaring away.
At this point the fun began. I noted the brand of TVs and got a universal remote. I programmed it for their brand of TV set and afterwards I would go in and covertly change the channel to PBS or anything but FOX. Sometimes I would change it on the way out, sometimes I wouldn’t change it at all just so they wouldn’t associate me with the change. I never got caught.
Eventually the place closed and never reopened.
I would never ever encourage anyone to do such a thing.

January 28, 2026

I don't know why they made a movie about Mailorderia.

I think there are only a few images of her that anyone was ever interested in, and we have all seen them already.
I heard they showed it on an airplane. People still walked out.

January 25, 2026

Anyone heard that the gummint seeded clouds

To make a huge snowstorm so the Army could practice invading Greenland?

December 26, 2025

One of the women involved in the Pee Tape is apparently named in the Epstein files

And authorities are now trying to contact her. Ads have been placed on adult websites reading “Seeking Amber Sessions”.

December 21, 2025

President Trump announced today that the Mariana Trench will be renamed the Melania Trench.

Not really, but it is hard to tell SATIRE from reality these days.
A friend said “He probably hasn’t seen that trench in a long time”.

December 18, 2025

Dan the Man may be on his way out at the eff bee 👁️. Last chance to send him a Kwanzaa card

His address is:
FBI Headquarters
935 Pennsylvania Ave NW
Washington DC 20535-0001
Attn: Dan the Man

December 9, 2025

What happens if Maga Mike refuses to swear the new congress in?

I mean, he recently delayed seating a duly elected member of congress. Who is to say he will seat ANY new Democratic members, claiming widespread fraud?
What happens, constitutionally, then? The old congress no longer exists, and there isn’t a new one? Trump thereby effectively dissolves the House?
It sounds far fetched, but so do a lot of things that have actually happened.

December 8, 2025

Are we dead yet?

Weren’t people who got the Covid vaccine supposed to die in 18 months? I got it a number of times, and I am fine. Must have been from a defective batch.

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