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Blumancru

(266 posts) Mon Dec 8, 2025, 11:16 AM Dec 2025

Are we dead yet?

Weren’t people who got the Covid vaccine supposed to die in 18 months? I got it a number of times, and I am fine. Must have been from a defective batch.

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Are we dead yet? (Original Post) Blumancru Dec 2025 OP

..i got every available vax and booster.. thomski64 Dec 2025 #1

Need to ensure you get the upgrades haele Dec 2025 #3

Strangely, I am still alive, unless I'm a zombie. Ocelot II Dec 2025 #2

I've had at least 8 doses--both Pfizer and Moderna mRNA... The afterlife looks a lot like... hlthe2b Dec 2025 #4

thomski64

(939 posts)

1. ..i got every available vax and booster..

Reply to Blumancru (Original post)

Mon Dec 8, 2025, 11:24 AM

Dec 2025

..Just for the microchips..

haele

(15,404 posts)

3. Need to ensure you get the upgrades

Reply to thomski64 (Reply #1)

Mon Dec 8, 2025, 11:35 AM

Dec 2025

The AI in last year's chip has started hallucinating and is informing HHS and the CDC that the vaccinated are some random dead Celebrity.
My doctor recently told me their records show it's time to call in and re-vaccinate Patsy Cline when she looked up my vaccination record.

Ocelot II

(130,542 posts)

2. Strangely, I am still alive, unless I'm a zombie.

Reply to Blumancru (Original post)

Mon Dec 8, 2025, 11:34 AM

Dec 2025

If that's the case I will probably starve for lack of available brains. But since I'm not wandering around my neighborhood wailing "Braaaains! Braaaaains!", I'm guessing I'm actually alive, notwithstanding having received something like nine covid vaccinations - the original two and a whole bunch of boosters. Maybe the chip implanted by Bill Gates to make me crave Microsoft products, which I don't, is actually keeping me alive.

hlthe2b

(113,978 posts)

4. I've had at least 8 doses--both Pfizer and Moderna mRNA... The afterlife looks a lot like...