President Trump announced today that the Mariana Trench will be renamed the Melania Trench.

[Blumancru]

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Not really, but it is hard to tell SATIRE from reality these days.
A friend said “He probably hasn’t seen that trench in a long time”.

[Intractable]

1. There's no limit to the depths of despair.

[Aristus]

2. Satire: Still dead.

n/t

[Klarkashton]

3. If there were dirty public toilets rename them.

[chicoescuela]

4. Ha. Probably true

[aeromanKC]

5. Well, knowing her history I'm sure her trench is that deep.

[regnaD kciN]

6. You need to mark these with a [SATIRE] tag...

Otherwise, we’ll have no way of knowing.

[Blumancru]

7. I went back and put SATIRE in the text.

It is getting hard to satirize him when his every living moment is itself satire.

[North Shore Chicago]

8. That was a typo.

'Melania's STENCH' is more accurate.

[Kaleva]

9. It's big and deep