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73. The Chinese Elf must've needed some glasses!

Fri Feb 17, 2012, 11:27 PM

Feb 2012

He'd squint this way and that, with no luck at all......all the while Stella wondered, WTF, but Stinky, ever handy, bomb-boy..sashayed over and snatched the moist book from the elf, and began to read aloud...

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HOWLER.. Are you ever going to come out and Play again!?? [View all] kimmerspixelated Jan 2012 OP

I'm Here! I'm Here! LOL! Howler Jan 2012 #1

Seems like we need a new story Ricochet21 Jan 2012 #2

It was a cold and snowy night. Howler Jan 2012 #3

Made me think... Ricochet21 Jan 2012 #4

It would clear my head of all Howler Jan 2012 #5

The Owl was Athena. She was on her way Sanity Claws Jan 2012 #6

Ahhh.. Athena! kimmerspixelated Jan 2012 #7

She stopped and wondered, icymist Feb 2012 #8

she kept one of her most beautiful looms, Tumbulu Feb 2012 #9

As if the sheep had wool made of shiney... Howler Feb 2012 #10

and the owl needed just a small clump of this wool Tumbulu Feb 2012 #11

to its nest. Ricochet21 Feb 2012 #12

Howls resembled the more common Hooter Owls (Hooters) except they were Sanity Claws Feb 2012 #13

With very big red Eyes Howler Feb 2012 #14

In every way, except that when you held up a mirror to them icymist Feb 2012 #15

Howls have gas? Ricochet21 Feb 2012 #16

Ummmmmmmmm Howler Feb 2012 #17

Dandy farts? Ricochet21 Feb 2012 #18

Well, the other siblings, the little Howletts, kimmerspixelated Feb 2012 #19

HAHAHAHAHA!!!!!11 Howler Feb 2012 #20

The Owls saw a little fan mail flying thru the air to Kimmersville, kimmerspixelated Feb 2012 #26

Trying to breath in all the Howler Feb 2012 #28

You shoulda seen me earlier! Same scene. n/t! kimmerspixelated Feb 2012 #27

I think this last paragrAph Is Howler Feb 2012 #21

Reviewing a little here. :) Howler Feb 2012 #22

Seemed to hide from itself Ricochet21 Feb 2012 #23

HAHAHAHA!!!!! Howler Feb 2012 #25

But in this massive digression, of foul farts kimmerspixelated Feb 2012 #29

she had supplied the obsidian black wool Tumbulu Feb 2012 #31

Was tantamount, kimmerspixelated Feb 2012 #32

she headed off again, this time to the southeast Tumbulu Feb 2012 #33

A sign or signal from the great Howl spirit in the Sky. Howler Feb 2012 #34

there it was, a single solitary Tumbulu Feb 2012 #37

Then she knew... Howler Feb 2012 #38

HOOOOWWWWWWLLLLLLLLLLLLLL! Howler Feb 2012 #24

I just knew we would Ricochet21 Feb 2012 #30

LMAO!!!! Howler Feb 2012 #35

The Caspian Sea! kimmerspixelated Feb 2012 #36

When she opened her beak Howler Feb 2012 #39

seems to point with a finger kimmerspixelated Feb 2012 #40

Stella popped out from behind a tree trunk and screeched, Ricochet21 Feb 2012 #41

Holy cow, she'd forgotten kimmerspixelated Feb 2012 #42

And...... Howler Feb 2012 #43

Iffin y'all Ricochet21 Feb 2012 #44

LOL! Howler Feb 2012 #45

Now she knew in her heart it was going to be alright.. kimmerspixelated Feb 2012 #46

The confusion is because she was from the Main part of Texas. Ricochet21 Feb 2012 #47

And in fact , she didn't look like most Oracles at all! kimmerspixelated Feb 2012 #48

But she picked up a psychic whisp from somewhere and yelled, Ricochet21 Feb 2012 #49

The beautiful new born Dragon fly appeared again Howler Feb 2012 #50

How it sparkled so! kimmerspixelated Feb 2012 #51

Stinky needs the fiber in APPLES! Howler Feb 2012 #52

"But, my dear.." kimmerspixelated Feb 2012 #53

And then Stinky's Mom tummy rumbled something fierce. kimmerspixelated Feb 2012 #54

"Follow the force!" Ricochet21 Feb 2012 #55

Find your Father! Howler Feb 2012 #56

"That ain't MY old man!!" Ricochet21 Feb 2012 #57

"Yeah, Honey!" kimmerspixelated Feb 2012 #58

Find The Father! Howler Feb 2012 #59

With both ears, and eyes so amazingly wide open... kimmerspixelated Feb 2012 #61

And then Stella just ... kimmerspixelated Feb 2012 #62

HMMMMMMMMMM! Howler Feb 2012 #63

OR!...... Howler Feb 2012 #64

Thoughts like this continued to ping-pong kimmerspixelated Feb 2012 #65

But of course, you'd expect that kimmerspixelated Feb 2012 #66

Ahem! kimmerspixelated Feb 2012 #67

What does a Chinese Elf look like? Ricochet21 Feb 2012 #68

Never seen one in real life! kimmerspixelated Feb 2012 #69

Green? Short? Curly shoes? Ricochet21 Feb 2012 #70

Heh. SHort with Curly Shoes, definitely. kimmerspixelated Feb 2012 #71

The tiny elf bent over and found a wet old diary Ricochet21 Feb 2012 #72

The Chinese Elf must've needed some glasses! kimmerspixelated Feb 2012 #73

"I just couldn't understand Ricochet21 Feb 2012 #74

The way the arrows shot out of their eyes... kimmerspixelated Feb 2012 #75

Stinky just erupted and shouted, Ricochet21 Feb 2012 #76

" Ooooh, I can tell this is going to be good!" kimmerspixelated Feb 2012 #77

OMG Ricochet21 Feb 2012 #60