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In reply to the discussion: Five rules for life. [View all]

Midnight Writer

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4. My Daddy gave me three Rules. I added a fourth of my own.
Fri May 10, 2019, 01:21 AM
May 2019

1) Never mess with another man's woman.

2) Never mess with another man's family.

3) Never mess with another man's livelihood.

4) Never leave another man without a way to save face.

Archaic, sexist, I know.

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Five rules for life. [View all] Stonepounder May 2019 OP
Rules to Live By - Thanks for Sharing dlk May 2019 #1
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Outstanding! Bayard May 2019 #3
My Daddy gave me three Rules. I added a fourth of my own. Midnight Writer May 2019 #4
Wait a minute here patphil May 2019 #5
Hmmmmm..... Stonepounder May 2019 #7
😂 And we hope he gets his comeuppance! Duppers May 2019 #8
That's great. Thanks. nt Honeycombe8 May 2019 #6
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