University of Texas students plan to carry sex toys to class to protest new campus-carry laws

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12. Because both guns and dicks are a symbol of manhood

The longer the barrel and the bigger the caliber, the more of a man you are.. or think you are.

It even extends to cars. Normal people drive normal cars. It's the limp dicks that can't see themselves in anything but a 500 hp sports car or jacked up 4x4 pickup.