Teen police volunteers(in LA) steal patrol cars and patrol Los Angels.

[Wawannabe]

8. My name is Melissa

I have a step sister named Melissa.
Dad adopted my step sibs, so me and the other M shared the same last name too!

We were down staying a week at Gramdma's in AR when I was about 13. (1983)

Dry county but we snuck out and met some boys and other girls too. Went to the next county and the boys got someone to buy us three cases beer. We r on some back road back in the dry county when the sheriff pulls up.

We had the beer stashed under the hood of the truck - these boys had done this before- but we got busted with it anyway.

At first it appeared that we were gonna get to pour the beer out and get sent home. Because we had literally just arrived and unpacked some. Not drunk yet.

The sheriff commensed to asking our names and he knew some of the local kids.
It came to me and my sis. I announced my name as Melissa ________
All my sis could do was give her name as
Melissa ________ (same last name)
Needless to say he didn't buy that shit!
Pissed off now, he wanted to know Grandma's phone number -which neither of us remembered. So we had to give our home tele # back in KC MO.
Oh boy did crap hit the fan when that call went thru from AR to MO.

We weren't lying, officer!

Oh man!
Dad wooped my ass and good! Grandma was very ashamed of me.
I did some pretty wild stuff before the legal age of 21.

Whew! I still think this story is a hoot!