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Miles Archer

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19. SPOILER: Leaked Exam Results!

Reply to mahatmakanejeeves (Original post)

Wed Oct 8, 2025, 09:42 PM

Oct 8

Courtesy of Ronny "Dr Feelgood" Jackson, former White House Physician:

"In my 58 years of life, I have never witnessed a more superb specimen of peak male physical fitness than President Donald John Trump. My GOD, from his rock-hard pecs to his washboard abs to his bulging biceps, he is pure, undiluted, unadulterated testosterone of a magnitude that has never been witnessed before, and may never be witnessed again.

His cognitive abilities are humbling to the average observer. His keen intelligence and ability to grasp the most complex concepts are, quite frankly, an embarrassment of riches. His lightning-fast response to virtually any question is thorough, thoughtful, and detailed.

He looks great in his trademarked blue suit, and even better in swim trunks. Don't let the fact that I was demoted from the rank of Retired Rear Admiral to Retired Captain by the Navy influence you when it comes to my expert diagnosis of this great, golden god among men.

I could easily see President Trump serving 20 more consecutive terms in office, with no diminishing of his physical or mental stamina.

Because I, ee I, ee I, will always love you, ee I, ee I, will always love you, PRESIDENT TRUMP!"

- Ronny Lynn Jackson, former White House Physician, currently in the elimination rounds on Dancing with the Stars

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And the lies keep marching on........................ Lovie777 Oct 8 #1

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He could live to be 200 yrs. old. SergeStorms Oct 9 #58

Translation: He is having serious issues drray23 Oct 8 #2

And of course we'll be told how superbly fit he is. groundloop Oct 8 #3

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His routine yearly checkup... uh huh. C_U_L8R Oct 8 #5

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Dr. Vinnie Boombatz! Floyd R. Turbo Oct 8 #10

Back at Walter Reed again? Prairie Gates Oct 8 #11

Person. Woman. Man. Camera. TV. Glorious bastard Oct 8 #13

Why is he going there? Didn't think he believed in Dr's of science. bluestarone Oct 8 #14

Please robleb Oct 8 #15

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That was my thought, too... slightlv Oct 8 #24

Wow, wouldn't that be, like, the 37th war he's ended this year? Beartracks Oct 9 #40

Oh goodie. llmart Oct 8 #18

SPOILER: Leaked Exam Results! Miles Archer Oct 8 #19

Leaked exam results Scarlet Begalas Oct 8 #31

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Hospitals Are Dangerous! BidenRocks Oct 8 #20

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Fake health report in 3...2.....1....... AZ8theist Oct 8 #22

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Jimmy Kimmel's already working on material. oasis Oct 8 #36

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Are they surgically removing Pam Bondi who climbed so far badhair77 Oct 8 #27

I think they gave him timms139 Oct 9 #46

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An autopsy would be nice. nt Xipe Totec Oct 8 #30

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Right! His last "annual physical" was in April! SunSeeker Oct 9 #49

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Syphillis it is said..."eats at the brain". ProudMNDemocrat Oct 9 #53

Fingers crossed. OAITW r.2.0 Oct 9 #43

Whatever the reason, I hope it is serious. Aussie105 Oct 9 #47

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Die! mwb970 Oct 9 #56

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