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electricmonk

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62. A live shell

Mon Jun 9, 2025, 11:22 PM

Jun 9

accidentally loaded into a tank that accidentally gets shot right at his viewing stand at the parade. Hopefully JD like the loyal little lapdog he is is next to him.

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What do you hope Krasnov gets for his birthday? [View all] Stinky The Clown Jun 9 OP

A funeral. MLAA Jun 9 #1

You should specify whose. niyad Jun 9 #13

His own funeral. SheltieLover Jun 9 #31

I meant his own, I'll update the post MLAA Jun 9 #55

DEATH. Trueblue1968 Jun 10 #69

All of the above. PittBlue Jun 9 #2

A cute Nonnia Bisnez Jun 9 #3

Canon from Abrams Tank rammed up his rear. Silent Type Jun 9 #4

A live shell electricmonk Jun 9 #62

Divorce papers canetoad Jun 9 #5

Like in the movie "The Help" a Chocolate Pie with walkingman Jun 9 #6

Yes niyad Jun 9 #12

... SheltieLover Jun 9 #32

A stroke? nt Tommy Carcetti Jun 9 #7

Explosive diarrhea The Blue Flower Jun 9 #8

Syphilis. BannonsLiver Jun 9 #9

too late, he already has that... William Gustafson Jun 10 #66

Everything he deserves. n/t flvegan Jun 9 #10

So mote it be. Three times three. niyad Jun 9 #11

X 10,000 SheltieLover Jun 9 #33

May he reap what he has sowed. fierywoman Jun 9 #22

The most painful, disfiguring, and debilitating disease known to science dalton99a Jun 9 #14

And pray RFK Jr. is his adviser for all of the above. n/t SheilaAnn Jun 9 #20

What do I wish an evil man receives for his birthday? A kind heart. Torchlight Jun 9 #15

I have prayed for the same thing leftieNanner Jun 9 #34

fuck him. B.See Jun 9 #16

A bullet would be too humane EnergizedLib Jun 9 #17

A massive wind and rain storm that derails his birthday parade. Snarkoleptic Jun 9 #18

Brain eating amoeba. Tarzanrock Jun 9 #19

It would starve! SheltieLover Jun 9 #35

The amoeba might starve Yo_Mama_Been_Loggin Jun 9 #44

An aortic aneurysm WestMichRad Jun 9 #21

A CVA bdamomma Jun 9 #60

His gold casket. live love laugh Jun 9 #23

A very nice urn or coffin. nt Autumn Jun 9 #24

Karma For Krasnov WiVoter Jun 9 #25

Everything he deserves. Ocelot II Jun 9 #26

Can't say. Might get me arrested. sinkingfeeling Jun 9 #27

A massive storm of epic proportions that makes it impossible kimbutgar Jun 9 #28

11 million American Patriots marching against him all over the country. mjvpi Jun 9 #29

A cup of tea from Putin Sanity Claws Jun 9 #30

Yes, a steaming cup of good old polonium buzzycrumbhunger Jun 9 #57

A visit from three ghosts who show him the errors of his ways and heal his heart. Midnight Writer Jun 9 #36

An eternity next to Ivana, Bedminster and Mara Lago turned into support centers woodsprite Jun 9 #37

A severe stroke or a massive coronary. comradebillyboy Jun 9 #38

Instead of that little slip/stumble on AF1 steps, I wish him to absolutely eat shit on camera RockRaven Jun 9 #39

I wish him malaise Jun 9 #40

A Fatal Heart Attack Deep State Witch Jun 9 #41

Colon cancer Yo_Mama_Been_Loggin Jun 9 #42

CV-19. sakabatou Jun 9 #43

Coronary Unhappycamper78 Jun 9 #45

I hope he gets everything he deserves 0rganism Jun 9 #46

Humiliation spinbaby Jun 9 #47

Peyronie's disease no_hypocrisy Jun 9 #48

His final birthday party. Intractable Jun 9 #49

Struck by lightning. MIButterfly Jun 9 #50

TACO heart attack ZDU Jun 9 #51

I wish him and his circle of fiends a lovely military coup. LaRaven Jun 9 #52

A nice 300,000,000 volt lightning bolt to the head Blue Owl Jun 9 #53

From the graphics library. usonian Jun 10 #63

A medical or psychological condition that takes him permanently out of office..nt mitch96 Jun 9 #54

I'd be fine if he just gets his walking papers...nt Wounded Bear Jun 9 #56

Flowers. 🌹🌸💐🌺🌷🌻🥀🌼💮🪷🪻 usonian Jun 9 #58

A big party with all his friends, his kacekwl Jun 9 #59

A long series of income consuming courtrooms and then a nice dry cell. marble falls Jun 9 #61

A vicious case of Jungle Rot PlanetBev Jun 10 #64

A trip on a spacecraft. usonian Jun 10 #65

that he is held accountable for everything evil he has done... I know, I am dreaming... William Gustafson Jun 10 #67

Pancreatic cancer Hassin Bin Sober Jun 10 #68