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Abusive, homophobic drunkard wants Jalapeno Mac and Cheese--fascinating display of assholishness. 6 MADem Oct 2015 Oct 2015 0 1967

British guy jailed for exposure claims his penis is too small to expose in public. 0 47of74 Oct 2015 Oct 2015 0 1338

ISIS Have Opened Two Theme Parks For Young Children 1 n2doc Oct 2015 Oct 2015 0 1302

Planet Bieber update: Justin debunks the big bang theory 2 n2doc Oct 2015 Oct 2015 1 1606

Man in blue unitard burgalized a subway. (Not in that state) 1 47of74 Aug 2015 Oct 2015 1 2768

Florida woman calls 911 to report drug deal ripoff 0 47of74 Oct 2015 Oct 2015 4 1286

Woman texts wrong guy; three years later, they're married 2 UrbScotty Sep 2015 Sep 2015 4 1664

12th placed driver in F1 Championship passes his driving test 1 muriel_volestrangler Sep 2015 Sep 2015 1 1278

Police: Dog rescued after driving owner's pickup into lake 0 PoliticAverse Sep 2015 Sep 2015 0 1190

Brooklyn man calls deaf service over 4,000 times to masturbate 0 47of74 Sep 2015 Sep 2015 2 1299

Man (no, not Florida) shoots self in scrotum while high on meth. 0 47of74 Sep 2015 Sep 2015 1 1309

(Guess) Monkey runs amok. 2 47of74 Sep 2015 Sep 2015 1 1513

Driver uses lighter to try to kill spider, burns gas pump (NOT Florida) 2 UrbScotty Sep 2015 Sep 2015 0 1506

This message was self-deleted by its author 0 Initech Sep 2015 Sep 2015 0 1108

Man shoots self in penis, lies to police 4 47of74 Sep 2015 Sep 2015 4 1540

Florida Cops Arrest Woman, 20, Wanted on Warrant for Riding Sea Turtle 2 PoliticAverse Sep 2015 Sep 2015 2 1416

Kansas man steals combine, sparks slow-speed chase 1 47of74 Sep 2015 Sep 2015 2 1397

San Francisco Bartender Orders Dominos', Gets $1300 In Cash Instead 0 Initech Sep 2015 Sep 2015 0 1555

This message was self-deleted by its author 0 Tony_FLADEM Sep 2015 Sep 2015 0 1186

Woman tries to escape moving car due to spider; causes crash 6 UrbScotty Sep 2015 Sep 2015 0 1994

MAN SURVIVES AFTER PANE OF GLASS FALLS ON HIM 3 jakeXT Sep 2015 Sep 2015 2 1491

Dumb Criminals: Robbers post pictures of their ill gotten wads of cash on Facebook. 2 47of74 Sep 2015 Sep 2015 1 1546

Man falsely claims to be illegal immigrant to try to get sent back to Iran from Manchester 0 muriel_volestrangler Sep 2015 Sep 2015 0 1287

Man called police because his girlfriend's cat ate all the bacon. 4 47of74 Aug 2015 Sep 2015 5 1734

Really Dumb Criminals: Would Be Bank Robber Attempts To Deposit Cash Into Own Account 0 Initech Sep 2015 Sep 2015 0 1621

U.K.: Woman discovers 'boyfriend' of two years is woman when she removes blindfold during sex 5 LiberalElite Sep 2015 Sep 2015 0 1797

Drunken Woman Arrested For Public Sex: 'I Was In The Mood' 4 left-of-center2012 Sep 2015 Sep 2015 1 1885

Joker letting cat chase gun laser sight accidentally shoots roommate 4 n2doc Sep 2015 Sep 2015 3 1666

(You know what state) man accidently texts police officer looking for drugs. 0 47of74 Sep 2015 Sep 2015 0 1361

Splendor outside the supermarket: couple caught for public sex 3 shenmue Sep 2015 Sep 2015 1 1719

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Argument over Doritos leads to man getting arrested. (I think you know where) 2 47of74 Sep 2015 Sep 2015 1 1634

Dumb Criminals: Florida (Obviously) Man Arrested For Masturbating At A Burger King 1 Initech Sep 2015 Sep 2015 1 1542

New largest penis? 19 inches compared to the 13 inch one of the man 6 Maraya1969 Sep 2015 Sep 2015 1 5953

NYC sought to fire man for missing work -- but he'd died 2 47of74 Aug 2015 Sep 2015 1 1546

‘Fire selfies’ after a jealous rage lead to Maryland man’s arrest 2 FSogol Sep 2015 Sep 2015 1 1675

Man with almost-perfect poop donates it to help patients with C-diff infection 4 Dr. Strange Aug 2015 Sep 2015 2 1664

Man has 6.5 inch penis tattoo removed from thigh in a bid to win back wife (No, not from that state) 1 47of74 Aug 2015 Sep 2015 3 1565

Idaho replaces sign at mile marker 420, because stoners 2 UrbScotty Aug 2015 Aug 2015 1 1898

Teacher Was Late To School 111 Times Because Of Breakfast 6 left-of-center2012 Aug 2015 Aug 2015 1 1913

Idiot busted after his dog tested positive for meth. 1 47of74 Aug 2015 Aug 2015 1 1454

5 painful times male genitalia made the news 5 TexasTowelie Aug 2015 Aug 2015 0 2032

Man in bear costume harasses bears in Alaska 3 PoliticAverse Aug 2015 Aug 2015 2 1660

Dumb Criminals: Minnesota Shoplifter Took $300 In Goods From Mall, Arrived In, and Left In Limo 2 Initech Aug 2015 Aug 2015 0 1700

Dumb Criminals: Shoplifter Hid Steaks In Colostomy Bag 7 47of74 Aug 2015 Aug 2015 1 1769

Dumb criminals: Jailed Jerry Springer fan faces assault charges. You know which state. 4 47of74 Aug 2015 Aug 2015 0 1573

From the Vault of the Museum of Sex - Macura's Pulsocon (NSFW) 0 LiberalElite Aug 2015 Aug 2015 1 1422

Dumb Criminals: Woman Tried To Sneak Weed Into Jail In Bible 2 Initech Aug 2015 Aug 2015 0 1721

This man has been trying to live life as a goat 1 Recursion Aug 2015 Aug 2015 0 1425

NY Executive sues boss who 'kept her as sex slave' for 7 years 0 rocktivity Aug 2015 Aug 2015 1 1724

News anchor walks off set rather than do another Kardashian story 2 UrbScotty Aug 2015 Aug 2015 3 1700

Dumb Criminals: Chicago Man Steals Vibrator, Signs Release Name As "Obama Is A Criminal" 2 Initech Aug 2015 Aug 2015 0 1745

New England Braces For a Wet and Penetrating Storm 0 TexasTowelie Aug 2015 Aug 2015 3 1180

Teen gets senior pictures taken at Taco Bell 0 UrbScotty Aug 2015 Aug 2015 0 1468

Drunk student wakes up to find he emailed professor to tell him he loves him, 'sorry that u r bald', 0 bananas Aug 2015 Aug 2015 1 1762

Taiwan: everybody loves damaged mailboxes 1 shenmue Aug 2015 Aug 2015 1 1395

Dumb Criminals: Dude who hates the President busted for vibrator theft 2 47of74 Aug 2015 Aug 2015 1 1601

Ice cream and a kiwi that has laser beam eyes: New Zealand looks for a new flag 0 shenmue Aug 2015 Aug 2015 1 1568

Norway Golf Course Baffled By Phantom Pooper For Over 10 Years 3 Initech Aug 2015 Aug 2015 0 1657

Mothers Against Drunk Driving chapter president arrested for... well, just guess. 2 UrbScotty Aug 2015 Aug 2015 1 1665

Possible meth lab found in Iowa Taco Bell. 5 47of74 Aug 2015 Aug 2015 3 1605

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Florida (of course) unlicensed suregon destroys man's penis. 3 47of74 Aug 2015 Aug 2015 2 1889

Man misses girl so much he pleasures himself on the beach. I think you can guess where. 0 47of74 Aug 2015 Aug 2015 0 1568

Dumb Criminals: Guy Attempts To Break Into Santa Ana Zoo Claiming He's Tarzan 0 Initech Aug 2015 Aug 2015 0 1357

I'll have the Walter White Special, Please" 3 n2doc Aug 2015 Aug 2015 0 1570

Juneau police say alcohol played a part in Capitol flag theft 0 Panich52 Aug 2015 Aug 2015 1 1188

Poland: badger found drunk on beach 1 shenmue Aug 2015 Aug 2015 2 1440

Really Dumb Criminals: Guy Impersonating Police Officer Pulls Over Real Police Officer 2 Initech Aug 2015 Aug 2015 1 1878

Man tried to steal unmarked cop car. You know where. 0 47of74 Aug 2015 Aug 2015 1 1347

Airline thought Scottish girl was too white to fly 3 muriel_volestrangler Jul 2015 Jul 2015 1 1853

Using an app to ID mushrooms is a bad idea. 1 47of74 Jul 2015 Jul 2015 0 1581

US fugitive Jason Stange caught after starring in horror film 0 muriel_volestrangler Jul 2015 Jul 2015 3 1425

England: owl receives library card 1 shenmue Jul 2015 Jul 2015 3 1586

There’s no problem if Party Bear is roaming the Massachusetts woods.. 3 Little Star Jul 2015 Jul 2015 1 1714

Man arrested for exposing himself in Oregon Walmart 0 47of74 Jul 2015 Jul 2015 0 1341

Swarm of mayflies force Iowa bridge closed 4 Little Star Jul 2015 Jul 2015 0 1601

"Sometimes glass is just glass and it just breaks" 3 PoliticAverse Jul 2015 Jul 2015 1 2049

Colorado: sheriff's deputy questions baby owl 2 shenmue Jul 2015 Jul 2015 4 1739

Dumb Florida Criminals: Woman tweets looking for weed, deputies respond 3 UrbScotty Jul 2015 Jul 2015 1 1820

Suspect Collared For Ramen Noodle Robbery 1 47of74 Jul 2015 Jul 2015 4 1359

Man called 911 to get help fixing A/C 3 47of74 Jul 2015 Jul 2015 2 1504

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