Father Guido Sarducci wants to know...

[True Dough]

[msongs]

1. another burning question from the comin' and goin' planet lol nt

[OAITW r.2.0]

2. Father Dude asked questions.....

that never got answered.

[multigraincracker]

3. My question for the Father.

Was Eve a transsexual clone?

[state of stupid]

5. I have made that argument for a very long time. God created Adam and Steve not Adam and Eve.

If God used, as the bible suggests material from Adam to form another human being then you
have a clone, (Adam and Steve); God then does a custom genetic realignment to turn Steve female.
Since Adam was the one to name this new creation and it did not look like him (Steve), he simply
left off the St and called the new creation Eve.

[rampartd]

8. adam's rib was XY and must use the appropriate bathroom.

my take on "image and likeness." might be referring to cellular structure, or at the level of dna itself.

if a soul or a spiritual being exists at all it appears to exist outside of our sensory range. what could image and likeness mean that can not be perceived?

[spike jones]

4. Genesis 1:27.

"So God created man in his own image, in the image of God created he him; male and female created he them."

God is intersex. Male and Female.

[orleans]

6. wow, he's 83 years old

i didn't realize he was "still with us"
that's cool

https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Don_Novello#Early_life

https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Father_Guido_Sarducci

[usonian]

7. In honor of Father Guido Sarducci. WARNING, ugly bastards portrayed below. If this bothers you I will try Calzones next

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FIND THE PEDOS IN THE PEPPERONI PIZZA!

[True Dough]

9. Yuck!

Pedo-roni pizza!

Deserves extra time in the wood-fired oven.

[Dr. T]

10. That visual is now burned into my retinas.

I might not ever eat pepperoni again.

[usonian]

12. Good for your heart.

I actually forgot which forum this was posted in.

IN THAT CASE, The original "Popes in the Pizza" might have been even more disturbing to you, though I doubt that someone captured it off the TV screen from way back when.

Maybe I'll put up a warning. Imagine how tough it is on us computer "artists"!

I hate these monsters.

[Dr. T]

13. Just yesterday, the girlfriend gave me the proccessed meat speech.

She couldn't convince me, but that picture achieved her desired result.

[usonian]

15. I vaguely remember an Enlish teacher recommending or requiring "The Jungle" by Upton Sinclair.

How the processed meat is made.

And to "top it off", most is loaded with nitrites, a highly suspect or proven carcinogen. You have to look for "no nitrites" constantly.

Then again .....

There was a king reigned in the East:
There, when kings will sit to feast,
They get their fill before they think
With poisoned meat and poisoned drink.
He gathered all that sprang to birth
From the many-venomed earth;
First a little, thence to more,
He sampled all her killing store;
And easy, smiling, seasoned sound,
Sate the king when healths went round.
They put arsenic in his meat
And stared aghast to watch him eat;
They poured strychnine in his cup
And shook to see him drink it up:
They shook, they stared as white's their shirt:
Them it was their poison hurt.
—I tell the tale that I heard told.

Mithridates, he died old.

A.E. Housman

[SomedayKindaLove]

11. His Citizen Laslo books are hilarious

And highly recommended. Skewers Nixon and lots of his cronies in a guise as Nixon’s #1 fan.

[GiqueCee]

14. I do wish that...

... meme creators would make more of an effort to understand punctuation. The commas after "God" and "Man" do not belong there.
It's still funny, though!

[True Dough]

16. I think what you're missing

is that Sarducci speaks with an Italian accent. So the punctuated is deliberate to created that stitled effect. Say those words out loud in your best Italian accent and see for yourself.

That said, many memes do contain poor grammar. I just believe the additional commas were intentional here.

[GiqueCee]

17. That may very well be...

... I haven't seen the good Father perform in quite a while.