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Duncanpup

(14,349 posts) Fri Oct 21, 2022, 05:54 AM Oct 2022

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Three cows were playing poker And smoking weed.

The steaks were high.

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Three cows were playing poker And smoking weed. (Original Post) Duncanpup Oct 2022 OP

Good one..... Lovie777 Oct 2022 #1

Not sure Duncanpup Oct 2022 #2

ground beef...... Lovie777 Oct 2022 #4

High? Bernardo de La Paz Oct 2022 #3

Changed it forgot to add they were smoking weed Duncanpup Oct 2022 #5

No problem. I was just riffing off your starting point. . . . nt Bernardo de La Paz Oct 2022 #6

always Duncanpup Oct 2022 #7

You also failed to mention the bull that quit playing because it was so cold... rubbersole Oct 2022 #18

"Slip into a tight Jersey" sop Oct 2022 #22

😁 CentralMass Oct 2022 #8

Lol! Diamond_Dog Oct 2022 #9

Lol cate94 Oct 2022 #10

Udderly despicable. I like it. twodogsbarking Oct 2022 #11

Moo-vy sarge43 Oct 2022 #12

.....and the chips were down. jaxexpat Oct 2022 #13

Cows love grass. It really helps them relax IronLionZion Oct 2022 #14

The flop did no one any good. The Jungle 1 Oct 2022 #15

One cow jumped over the moon bucolic_frolic Oct 2022 #16

Was Devin Mooooonez one of the cows playing? rpannier Oct 2022 #17

Nothing better on a cold winter evening rambler_american Oct 2022 #19

I heard that joke before.....it must be deja-moo! Ziggysmom Oct 2022 #20

That's just udderly ridiculous lonely bird Oct 2022 #21

Do you mean were playing poker? PoindexterOglethorpe Oct 2022 #23

Lovie777

(18,138 posts)

1. Good one.....

Reply to Duncanpup (Original post)

Fri Oct 21, 2022, 05:57 AM

Oct 2022

What do you call a cow with no legs?

Duncanpup

(14,349 posts)

2. Not sure

Reply to Lovie777 (Reply #1)

Fri Oct 21, 2022, 06:02 AM

Oct 2022

Lovie777

(18,138 posts)

4. ground beef......

Reply to Duncanpup (Reply #2)

Fri Oct 21, 2022, 06:12 AM

Oct 2022

Bernardo de La Paz

(54,979 posts)

3. High?

Reply to Duncanpup (Original post)

Fri Oct 21, 2022, 06:08 AM

Oct 2022

That grass is the other kind of grass.

Duncanpup

(14,349 posts)

5. Changed it forgot to add they were smoking weed

Reply to Bernardo de La Paz (Reply #3)

Fri Oct 21, 2022, 06:13 AM

Oct 2022

Need more coffee

Bernardo de La Paz

(54,979 posts)

6. No problem. I was just riffing off your starting point. . . . nt

Reply to Duncanpup (Reply #5)

Fri Oct 21, 2022, 06:26 AM

Oct 2022

Duncanpup

(14,349 posts)

7. always

Reply to Bernardo de La Paz (Reply #6)

Fri Oct 21, 2022, 06:34 AM

Oct 2022

rubbersole

(9,722 posts)

18. You also failed to mention the bull that quit playing because it was so cold...

Reply to Duncanpup (Reply #5)

Fri Oct 21, 2022, 08:14 AM

Oct 2022

He went back to the barn to slip into a tight Jersey. (All credit goes to Doug Clark and the Hot Nuts - '68.)

sop

(13,859 posts)

22. "Slip into a tight Jersey"

Reply to rubbersole (Reply #18)

Fri Oct 21, 2022, 08:52 AM

Oct 2022

Hahahaha.

CentralMass

(16,092 posts)

8. 😁

Reply to Duncanpup (Original post)

Fri Oct 21, 2022, 06:38 AM

Oct 2022

Diamond_Dog

(36,733 posts)

9. Lol!

Reply to Duncanpup (Original post)

Fri Oct 21, 2022, 06:40 AM

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cate94

(2,953 posts)

10. Lol

Reply to Duncanpup (Original post)

Fri Oct 21, 2022, 07:12 AM

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twodogsbarking

(13,460 posts)

11. Udderly despicable. I like it.

Reply to Duncanpup (Original post)

Fri Oct 21, 2022, 07:24 AM

Oct 2022

sarge43

(29,169 posts)

12. Moo-vy

Reply to Duncanpup (Original post)

Fri Oct 21, 2022, 07:32 AM

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jaxexpat

(7,794 posts)

13. .....and the chips were down.

Reply to Duncanpup (Original post)

Fri Oct 21, 2022, 07:32 AM

Oct 2022

IronLionZion

(48,582 posts)

14. Cows love grass. It really helps them relax

Reply to Duncanpup (Original post)

Fri Oct 21, 2022, 07:52 AM

Oct 2022

The Jungle 1

(4,552 posts)

15. The flop did no one any good.

Reply to Duncanpup (Original post)

Fri Oct 21, 2022, 07:59 AM

Oct 2022

After the flop the veal said lets quit playing and run down the hill and get after one of those cows. The old bull says lets walk down the hill and get after all those cows.

bucolic_frolic

(50,014 posts)

16. One cow jumped over the moon

Reply to Duncanpup (Original post)

Fri Oct 21, 2022, 08:02 AM

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rpannier

(24,695 posts)

17. Was Devin Mooooonez one of the cows playing?

Reply to Duncanpup (Original post)

Fri Oct 21, 2022, 08:08 AM

Oct 2022

rambler_american

(896 posts)

19. Nothing better on a cold winter evening

Reply to Duncanpup (Original post)

Fri Oct 21, 2022, 08:34 AM

Oct 2022

than a good pot roast.

Ziggysmom

(3,771 posts)

20. I heard that joke before.....it must be deja-moo!

Reply to Duncanpup (Original post)

Fri Oct 21, 2022, 08:35 AM

Oct 2022

lonely bird

(2,272 posts)

21. That's just udderly ridiculous

Reply to Duncanpup (Original post)

Fri Oct 21, 2022, 08:45 AM

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PoindexterOglethorpe

(27,784 posts)

23. Do you mean were playing poker?

Reply to Duncanpup (Original post)

Fri Oct 21, 2022, 09:52 AM

Oct 2022

We're = we are.

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