Nude burglar arrested on Christmas night after allegedly breaking into 2 luxury Florida homes

[marmar]

Police say a nude man was arrested Christmas night after breaking into two multimillion-dollar homes in Golden Beach, Florida, including a $12 million residence where he was found hiding in a garage.

Vladimir Demidovich, 26, of Hallandale Beach, faces two felony charges, according to Miami-Dade jail records.

According to the Golden Beach Police Department, both burglaries occurred in the 100 block of Ocean Boulevard.

Police said officers responded to a report of a “naked white male” at the first home just before 9:45 p.m. Dec. 25.

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He told officers his clothes were in a nearby residence, police said. ..............(more)

https://nypost.com/2025/12/27/us-news/naked-florida-man-vladimir-demidovich-arrested-for-christmas-burglaries-in-golden-beach/

[hlthe2b]

1. Ahh, that Slovenian accent... Melania's 'gotta get her SS detail to give directions to her boyfriends next time..

Always confusing and her she's been waiting...

[Ocelot II]

2. Florida Man strikes again.

At least we don't get nude Christmas burglars in Minnesota; the shrinkage would be epic.

[True Dough]

3. So, he was

carrying a piece?

[Xavier Breath]

4. Burglar insists on showing off yule log, film at eleven.

[UpInArms]

5. Floriduh

Strikes again

[cloudbase]

6. He was in like a flash.

[Timeflyer]

7. Florida--I knew it.