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mahatmakanejeeves

(70,579 posts)
Mon May 11, 2026, 01:45 PM 22 hrs ago

This is Lily. She's been accused of drinking her mom's slushie. Will not be taking any questions at this time.

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This is Lily. She’s been accused of drinking her mom’s slushie. Will not be taking any questions at this time. 14/10 (IG: iceedoglilly)

a golden retriever sits smiling in the front passenger seat of a car. the window is rolled down just a couple of inches. blue skies with puffy clouds and some happy little trees are in the background. it’s a totally normal photo of a golden in a car, minus the fact that the tongue sticking out of her mouth is bright blue.
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you’re peering down into a styrofoam cup that was in a car’s cupholder. it is mostly empty but has some blue slushie way down at the bottom with a mysteriously tongue-shaped hole carved through the ice in one spot. the back of a golden retriever’s head is visible in the upper right corner of the photo. the dog may or may not be avoiding eye contact.
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1:22 PM · May 11, 2026

This is Lily. She’s been accused of drinking her mom’s slushie. Will not be taking any questions at this time. 14/10 (IG: iceedoglilly)

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This is Lily. She's been accused of drinking her mom's slushie. Will not be taking any questions at this time. (Original Post) mahatmakanejeeves 22 hrs ago OP
That's a frame-up if I've ever seen one. Tell Lily to reach out. We'll defend her... hlthe2b 22 hrs ago #1
Hey it's only her Bluetooth! BattleRow 20 hrs ago #10
Obviously innocent. awesomerwb1 22 hrs ago #2
Snicker! niyad 22 hrs ago #3
nasal profiling rampartd 22 hrs ago #4
Now, mom, you know you bought that slushie for Lily. mwmisses4289 22 hrs ago #5
What a good girl! ms liberty 22 hrs ago #6
Right? Poor baby was hot and thirsty. OhioBack2Blue 19 hrs ago #15
Caught red handed,.. magicarpet 22 hrs ago #7
Circumstantial evidence! Permanut 21 hrs ago #8
Lily is just doing her impression of a Chow Chow Submariner 21 hrs ago #9
Where is ICE when you need them swong19104 19 hrs ago #11
Very handsome tongue you've got there, Lily! calimary 19 hrs ago #12
What a mean mom ... she only buys BLUE slushies! FakeNoose 19 hrs ago #13
LILY: Plead the 5th Amendment . . . AverageOldGuy 19 hrs ago #14
She looks SO happy! Talitha 14 hrs ago #16

mwmisses4289

(4,646 posts)
5. Now, mom, you know you bought that slushie for Lily.
Mon May 11, 2026, 01:56 PM
22 hrs ago

You can't change you mind and decide you wanted it after Lily had slurped most of it up.

magicarpet

(19,353 posts)
7. Caught red handed,..
Mon May 11, 2026, 02:03 PM
22 hrs ago

.... and blue tongued.
With the look of - "It was not me - mom" - on her face.
But Blue food dye #12 gave her away.

AverageOldGuy

(4,132 posts)
14. LILY: Plead the 5th Amendment . . .
Mon May 11, 2026, 04:27 PM
19 hrs ago

. . . exercise your Miranda rights, don't talk to anyone until your lawyer arrives.

Talitha

(8,138 posts)
16. She looks SO happy!
Mon May 11, 2026, 10:02 PM
14 hrs ago

I wonder if the color will survive her digestive system.
Actually, Smurf-blue poop would look pretty cool.

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