What should we give Santa instead of cookies and milk? Every house leaves milk and cookies and he is tired of it. I am

[debm55]

leaving Santa a hot sausage sandwich with peppers and onions and a beer. How about you?

[greatauntoftriplets]

1. We always left beer and a sandwich.

Santa enjoyed it.

[debm55]

2. Thank you greatauntoftriplets. I knew he would.

[anciano]

3. Cheese and wine

[debm55]

5. Yes, Thank you anciano.

[Ocelot II]

4. Beer and pizza.

[debm55]

6. Great. Thank you Ocelot II

[BOSSHOG]

7. Pony Keg in the living room

Catfish Po Boy and fries. Die Hard on the tube. (Tube is an ancient reference to a TV set for those under 60) And of course a designated team of reindeer.

[debm55]

10. Yum , Catfish Po Boy. Die Hard and reindeer. He'll be there all night. Thank you BOSSHOG

[Easterncedar]

8. A chocolate espresso martini

[debm55]

11. HAHHAHAHA. That you very much, I might one for myself. Thank you Easterndedar.

[Diamond_Dog]

9. Pierogi and an Okocim beer.

Santa’s going to be bombed after all this beer!

[debm55]

13. Thank you Diamond_Dog. Love me some pierogi too.

[mysteryowl]

14. Sex

[debm55]

15. Well, mysteryowl , Mrs. Clause is up at the North Pole.

[mysteryowl]

18. Ha! Ha!

[2MuchNoise]

17. HaHaHa. It's only once a year. No harm in that.

[debm55]

19. Santa is a good, moral man and would not cheat on dear Mrs. Clause. Do you want coal in your stocking????

[mysteryowl]

20. Maybe the playing is for the stand-in Mr. and Mrs Clause (parents!)

[debm55]

23. Oh my

You are going to get coal in your stocking

[mysteryowl]

24. That was not meant to be shocking.

What is shocking? Did I write it wrong?

[debm55]

29. No , I stopped because I was looking for the program Rudolph the Red Nosed Reindeer and found out it was on last night.

First time I missed it in 61 years. But the encore is on next week.

[2MuchNoise]

22. No coal please. Okay, cookies and milk it is!

[debm55]

69. Thank you 2MuchNoise.

[rsdsharp]

16. My name's Santa, young lady. What's your address again?

[debm55]

21. rsdsharp, do you want the mild hot sausage or the hot hot sausage. My home is in SW PA; Wait are YOU supposed to know

that. I found someone on another thread to do your data base.

[rsdsharp]

25. I'll take the mild hot. The sleigh has no comfort facilities, ya know.

Never mind the address; I’ll just follow my nose.

I’ll floss when I get home. Hermie is such a nag.

[debm55]

30. It's Herbie.The Dentist Elf. through the first half and Hermie in the second half. And I had all my snack and sat down

to watch and it was on last night. First time in 61 years I missed it.

[rsdsharp]

33. Nope. It's Hermie all the way. I will die on this hill.

You haven’t missed it. It’s on again on December 11th.

[debm55]

35. Check it out yourself Big tRump Elf calls him herbie and the elves go around the table saying ""herbie doesn't like to

make dolls, herbie doesn;t like to make dolls" I even bought a sweatshirt at kohls with all the Main Characters on it. Oh well I will do a reboot next week.

[Irish_Dem]

26. Yes a stiff drink or Irish coffee.

Steak sandwich, fries, and coleslaw.

[debm55]

31. Thank you very much Irish_Dem. I know Santa will love it.

[Irish_Dem]

38. We both have the same idea.

An adult beverage and hearty sandwich.

[debm55]

49. Thank you, Irish_Dem

[TexasTowelie]

27. I'm sure that Santa wouldn't mind ripping

a few good bong hits as he is delivering presents. Leave out the tray with some chronic on it and Santa might leave an extra present.

[2MuchNoise]

28. That would explain the twinkle in his eye.

[debm55]

32. What???? Oh laughing my ass off.

[debm55]

50. Thank you Texas Towelie

[debm55]

73. Thank you for sharing Texas Towelie

[Woodwizard]

34. One of my hickory pipes and a quarter oz of my home grown.

[debm55]

70. Thank you for sharing, Woodwizard.

[patphil]

36. How about scotch on the rocks, corn chips and onion dip.

I have it on good authority that Santa would like that.

[Ziggysmom]

47. OMG I LOVE corn chips and onion dip with Scotch on the rocks. Doritos, too!

[debm55]

74. That sounds wonderful, Ziggysmom. Thank you.

[debm55]

75. Thank you very much, patphil. Yes, Santa will really enjoy it.

[Jacson6]

37. Leave him a full bong.

Rudolph will be extra bright that night.

[buzzycrumbhunger]

41. Jeez, I can't believe

… I had to read through 37 replies before someone thought to include weed. Surely, Santa would appreciate getting toasted before heading back up into the frigid December sky…

And don’t forget there should be a big, honkin’ pile of sweets to take with him.

[TexasTowelie]

43. Hey, I made the connection on post #27.

I agree with you about the sweets.

[buzzycrumbhunger]

44. How did I miss that?!

Brain fart, past my bedtime, whatever. I’m up to speed now, thanks.

[debm55]

76. Thank you Jacson6. Thank you for sharing.

[DBoon]

39. sushi and a hot sake

[debm55]

77. Thank you very much, Santa has exotic tastes

[DBoon]

81. Santa is international and supports diversity

[debm55]

83. That's very true. DBoon.

[DinahMoeHum]

40. Sam Adams Old Fezziwig Ale. . .

. . .and a freshly baked beefsteak pasty

[debm55]

71. Thank you very much DinahMoeHum

[NNadir]

42. Given that I saw him today, seriously, riding a motorcycle on Route 1 in New Jersey...

...I plan to heave him a bottle of Stockton X Adam's Waterless Wash and Helmet Cleaner.

I'm glad he was wearing a helmet. I'd hate to see him get killed on that thing.

[debm55]

66. Thank you very much, Santa appreciates your kindness.

[Bread and Circuses]

45. My parents used to leave whiskey in a shot glass . I thought everyone did .....

Until I heard about the milk and cookies.

I think Santa liked my goodies more,

[debm55]

53. Yes, he did. Thank you Bread and Circuses.

[Polly Hennessey]

46. EasternCedar beat me to it.

A Chocolate Espresso Martini 🍸. I would add a box of Godiva chocolates.

[debm55]

52. Oh wow, Thank you very much, Polly Hennessey.

[Dulcinea]

48. My dad used to say...

...Santa deserves a shot of Jack Daniel's.

[debm55]

51. Yes, Thank you Dulcinea.

[doc03]

54. Maybe a 5th of Jim Beam or a good cigar.

[debm55]

55. Thank you very much doc03, Santa likes.

[Nigrum Cattus]

56. Yukon Jack

[debm55]

60. Thank you Nigrum Cattus.

[underpants]

57. Ask Willie

[debm55]

58. HAHAHAHAHHAHHAH. Thank you underpants.

[pandr32]

59. I just made some Kahlua.

I'll leave Santa a shot! Caffeine and strong alcohol together.

[debm55]

61. Thank you pandr32. Santa will love that.

[Phentex]

62. Metamucil

and Depends

[debm55]

64. Oh you, Thanks Phentex.

[3825-87867]

63. A one-way, free, unending visit to

a remote South Sea Island Paradise with Mrs. Claus where people treat each other the way they want treated, where no one has heard of Republicans, politics, pollution, Amazon, Fox, cell phones, and has reruns of all the great TV Shows from the 60s to the late 90s and where Santa never has to worry about anything or making everyone else's dreams become real.

Did I miss anything?

[debm55]

65. Perfect. Thank you 3825-87867

[da svenster]

67. a glass of sherry and a pork pie...

or perhaps a turnip.
because after a while everything looks like pork pie...

happy hogswatch everybody

[debm55]

68. HAHAHAHA. Thank you da sventster.

[Rebl2]

72. PB & J

and milk.

[debm55]

78. Great choice. RebI2. Thank you.

[mwmisses4289]

79. Stuffed mushrooms, mini quiche and bottles of a good red and white wine.

He's gotta share with the reindeer and Mrs. Claus, right? 😄

[debm55]

80. Right, Thank you very much for the gourmet snacks. I'll take some too.

[Kali]

82. some tamales and a Bohemia

[debm55]

84. Thank you very much, Kali. Santa is really going to love it,

[Xavier Breath]

85. Considering all the alcohol and weed people want to give him, I'll give him the number for a good rehab clinic.

[debm55]

86. Thank you Xavier Breath.for stating your opinion. I didn't recognize some of the posters , but they have there opinion

I guess

[CTyankee]

87. Don't leave him any alcoholic beverage at ALL! He's the one who is driving!

Honestly, I am so dismayed to see my fellow DUers suggest it! DON'T DRINK AND DRIVE!

[debm55]

88. Thank you CTyankee. I understand.