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Related: Culture Forums, Support ForumsA man wakes up one morning, and hears a voice in his head.
The voice says, "Quit your job, sell your house, take all your money, and go to Las Vegas." He ignores the voice.
Later in the day, he hears the voice again. "Quit your job, sell your house, take all your money, and go to Las Vegas." Again, he ignores the voice.
Soon he hears the voice every minute of the day. "Quit your job, sell your house, take all your money, and go to Las Vegas."
He can't take it anymore. He believes the voice. He quits his job, sells his house, takes all his money, and flies to Las Vegas.
As soon as he steps off the plane, the voice says, "Go to Caesar's Palace."
He goes to Caesar's Palace.
The voice says, "Make your way to the roulette table."
He goes to the roulette table.
The voice says, "Put all your money on red 23."
He puts all his money on red 23.
The dealer spins the wheel. It comes up black 17.
The voice says, "Fuck".

True Dough
(22,811 posts)for you to get to your favorite word!
LuckyCharms
(19,941 posts)so I don't know what you are talking about!
True Dough
(22,811 posts)Psychotherapy. There it is!
LuckyCharms
(19,941 posts)Did you mean to say psychodelics???
True Dough
(22,811 posts)but it lacks "the"!
LuckyCharms
(19,941 posts)The the.
That blew my mind, and I haven't been the same since.
True Dough
(22,811 posts)about Duran Duran?
How about Wet Wet Wet?
Or the Yeah Yeah Yeahs?
LuckyCharms
(19,941 posts)Me First and the Gimme Gimmes.
https://mefirstandthegimmegimmes.com/
True Dough
(22,811 posts)Although I thought you'd be more into the Gummy Gummies!