Ever want to get paid for rolling joints? Do I have a job for you!

[jmowreader]

On LinkedIn, Phat Panda of Spokane Valley, WA, is seeking a Cannabis Joint Processing Lead.

The job pays $17.66 per hour and includes PTO, free meals three days a week and "free Q&A samples." If you're stuck in a job that doesn't allow you to partake in weed, this is for you: not only do they allow you to smoke the devil's lettuce, you get free marijuana every month to do it with! It's full-time so it's probably not a good job for someone who isn't married to someone outside the weed industry.

You need a high school diploma or equivalent, proficiency in Microsoft Office, leadership attributes and six months' experience rolling smoke in a commercial setting.

[buzzycrumbhunger]

1. Damn.

Too bad Florida to Washington state would probably not be a doable commute... 🤔

[TexasTowelie]

2. I'd apply, but I'm out of practice and I'm too jittery. nt

[Deuxcents]

3. O, no! I'm not proficient in Microsoft Office 😩

[NBachers]

4. Does it include cleaning weed on double record album covers?

[Emile]

5. Sounds like the perfect job 😁.