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(21,920 posts)patphil
(7,723 posts)magicarpet
(18,088 posts)Elk won.
some_of_us_are_sane
(1,188 posts)Asshole, 0
ButchMcMuffin
(68 posts)Pokes him in ass



Instant Karma gonna get you.

tulipsandroses
(7,198 posts)Who's the Alpha male now??? ( I have no idea if that animal is male)
Jacson6
(1,169 posts)taxi
(2,169 posts)Do you know how to change a tire?
Oh, you do.
#$!##
No, I don't think you're stupid. I didn't ask if you knew why you were changing the tire.
Wiz Imp
(4,791 posts)Jacson6
(1,169 posts)I got off the bus across the street from the mall and standing there is a huge elk in the parking lot. I just stayed across the street, but people coming out of the mall were chased back in into it. It took about half an hour until the elk left. They're not afraid of humans.
LudwigPastorius
(12,286 posts)Paladin
(30,271 posts)ProfessorGAC
(72,412 posts)Came around a curve on a state highway in northern Wisconsin.
Hit the elk. Killed it, but he was driving a Mercury Bobcat. Car was a total loss.
It was freezing cold and the middle of nowhere, but luckily for him, a state trooper was a mile or so away coming in the other direction. Cop gave him a ride back to his aunt's house.
That car looked like it was dropped off a buidling!