Am I in a safe space where I can say that I have changed?

[Botany]

I have used the dog shampoo the last 3 times in the shower. Aroma Paws.
And it has worked no problem. Nice body wash. I even used it in my hair
today. I had left the body wash in another room and the doggie wash was in
my stand up shower so I just went for it. OK I know I am sharing too about
me. Don’t judge me. I chase squirrels now too.

[Ocelot II]

1. Do you scratch your ear with your foot? Turn around three times before you lie down?

[True Dough]

2. Spring is coming

don't forget your flea and tick collar!

[Botany]

8. No I take the monthly chewable tablet... heartworms, hookworms,fleas, and ticks .

N/t

[Orrex]

3. What's the toilet-drinking situation?

That's the real litmus test IMO.

[anciano]

4. Just don't annoint any fire hydrants

and you should be okay.

[BOSSHOG]

5. Do you worm your way into the middle of the bed

Seemingly expanding your body to twice its size?

[Marthe48]

7. I don't think we need doggie shampoo

To do any expanding! Lol

[underpants]

6. Do you find your head out the window when driving?

Hilarious comments here.

[Solly Mack]

9. Who's a good Botany? Who's a good Botany?

[Skittles]

10. are you a good boi?

I'LL BE THE JUDGE OF THAT; YES INDEED

[cachukis]

11. Mane and Tail in my shower.

[jmbar2]

12. Make sure it's safe before you lick your balls

[stopdiggin]

13. As long as you don't CATCH the squirrels. All good.

Catching squirrels - even if you just want to play ... No! Bad! Bad! Sit!

[Botany]

16. Actually back in the day my yellow lab ... Mac gone for 30 years ...... big sweet boy

But if he got a raccoon before it went up a phone poll it didn’t work out well for the
the raccoon. I am lucky for having shared my life with 4 retrievers. 1 Golden and
3 labs all of which made my world better.

[greatauntoftriplets]

14. Do you bark when you hear someone walking down the street...

that's three streets away?

[catbyte]

15. Just remember to be kind to the mail carrier.

S/he has enough problems what with all the DOGE fuckery going on. S/he doesn't need dog problems too.

[Niagara]

17. Have you succumbed to a sudden case of the zoomies?

🐕