The Borowitz Report: Trump Rushed to Hospital to Have Lindsey Graham Surgically Removed

[FakeNoose]

Link: https://www.borowitzreport.com/p/trump-rushed-to-hospital-to-have

BETHESDA (The Borowitz Report)—Donald J. Trump was admitted to Walter Reed National Military Medical Center on Tuesday to have Senator Lindsey Graham surgically removed.

What was originally billed as a routine physical exam quickly became a medical emergency after doctors determined that the South Carolina lawmaker, who had been attached to Trump since 2016, had to be amputated.

A team of surgeons performed the seven-hour operation to remove the invasive parasite in a procedure known as a toadyectomy.

Doctors said that Trump was “recovering well” but would soon have to return to the hospital to have House Speaker Mike Johnson removed.

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Good one, Andy!

Here's a new word for our Democratic Underground thesaurus ... "toadyectomy."

[Yo_Mama_Been_Loggin]

1. Adds a whole new definition to the term "bottom feeder"