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FakeNoose

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Mon Jan 12, 2026, 02:52 PM 19 hrs ago

The Borowitz Report: Envoy From Greenland Offers to Meet Stephen Miller



Link: https://www.borowitzreport.com/p/envoy-from-greenland-offers-to-meet

NUUK, GREENLAND (The Borowitz Report)—In a friendly gesture by Greenland, on Monday a special envoy from the territory offered to meet White House deputy chief of staff Stephen Miller.

“Our envoy has expressed a strong desire for face-time with Mr. Miller,” said Greenlandic government spokesman Hartvig Dorkelson. “He’d like to meet Mrs. Miller as well.”

The spokesman did not elaborate on logistics for the meeting, saying only that it would “most likely involve lunch.”

“If the meeting goes well, we hope it will whet our envoy’s appetite for other members of the Trump administration,” Dorkelson said. “We would enthusiastically welcome JD Vance.”
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He's probably all gristle and bones, anyway ....

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The Borowitz Report: Envoy From Greenland Offers to Meet Stephen Miller (Original Post) FakeNoose 19 hrs ago OP
Ok, that made me LOL. tanyev 19 hrs ago #1
Recycled humor from Borowitz... regnaD kciN 19 hrs ago #2
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