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The Borowitz Report: Scotland Celebrates Departure of Trump

Link: https://www.borowitzreport.com/p/scotland-celebrates-departure-of
SCOTLAND (The Borowitz Report)Massive celebrations erupted across Scotland on Wednesday to celebrate what Scots called the glorious departure of Donald Trump.
According to Scottish historian Hamish McDorrinson, the spontaneous festivities were the largest since the nations triumph in the Battle of Bannockburn in 1314.
In the hours since Air Force One carried Trump out of their countrys air space, Scots are estimated to have drunk 3.7 million gallons of whisky, besting the record set by Pete Hegseth.
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According to Scottish historian Hamish McDorrinson, the spontaneous festivities were the largest since the nations triumph in the Battle of Bannockburn in 1314.
In the hours since Air Force One carried Trump out of their countrys air space, Scots are estimated to have drunk 3.7 million gallons of whisky, besting the record set by Pete Hegseth.
Quick! Lock down all the airports ... don't let him back in !


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FakeNoose
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SheltieLover
(72,183 posts)1. No doubt!

Deuxcents
(23,287 posts)2. We're gonna join them when it's our turn
niyad
(125,610 posts)3. LOVE IT!!!
Aristus
(70,496 posts)4. EVERYBODY SWORD DANCE!
Who's first to toss the caber?...