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FakeNoose

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Wed Jul 30, 2025, 05:21 PM Wednesday

The Borowitz Report: Scotland Celebrates Departure of Trump



Link: https://www.borowitzreport.com/p/scotland-celebrates-departure-of

SCOTLAND (The Borowitz Report)—Massive celebrations erupted across Scotland on Wednesday to celebrate what Scots called “the glorious departure of Donald Trump.”

According to Scottish historian Hamish McDorrinson, the spontaneous festivities were the largest since the nation’s triumph in the Battle of Bannockburn in 1314.

In the hours since Air Force One carried Trump out of their country’s air space, Scots are estimated to have drunk 3.7 million gallons of whisky, besting the record set by Pete Hegseth.
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Quick! Lock down all the airports ... don't let him back in !

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LOVE IT!!! niyad Wednesday #3
EVERYBODY SWORD DANCE! Aristus 21 hrs ago #4
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