Borowitz - The World Class Cowards of ABC News
In an official statement on Tuesday, ABC News announced that it would not renew the contract of correspondent and anchor Terry Moran.
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In my view, Moran was just recognizing these two gentlemen for excelling in their chosen field.
It would be impossible to list all the times Trump and Miller have brought home the gold in the hating Olympics, but let me give a couple of examples.
On the campaign trail last year in Wisconsin, Trump said, “These migrants, they make our criminals look like babies. These are stone-cold killers. They’ll walk into your kitchen, they’ll cut your throat... I will liberate Wisconsin from this mass migrant invasion of murderers, rapists, hoodlums, drug dealers, thugs, and vicious gang members.”
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