'Man Feared to Be Cognitively Slipping After Writing Book About Wrong President'

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WASHINGTON (The Borowitz Report)—A man’s decision to spend months writing a book about the wrong president is a worrisome sign of cognitive slippage, brain health experts warned on Tuesday.

Devoting a 352-page book to unmasking a president who is no longer in office instead of the one currently sowing global chaos indicates serious mental impairment, the experts asserted.

Making matters worse, an inner circle of the man’s co-workers have been enthusiastically touting his book on television in a coordinated effort to conceal his cognitive decline.

“It’s sad that no one around him seems willing to tell him he’s slipping,” one cognitive specialist said. “Every day it becomes clearer that he’s no longer up to his job.”

https://www.borowitzreport.com/p/man-feared-to-be-cognitively-slipping

[bucolic_frolic]

1. Krapper can't be unaware of the Pandora's box he's opening

and the idea it could rebound on the current incoherent occupant. As to whether he really believes the thesis of the book, or is chasing book sales ... who knows.

[Walleye]

2. Tapper has the Republican disease. It goes to the bone.

[hlthe2b]

3. Perfectly... ACCURATE...

[BigDemVoter]

4. Ugh. He has such a smarmy, pissy face.

I only need to look at him to know he's a real ass.

[lees1975]

5. Loser. That's why he works at CNN.

Where bad journalists go to die.