The Onion Hits It Right On the Head-- The Spun-Candy-Fluff-Topped Orange Head

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"Trump Shares Own Experiences As Victim Of White Genocide"

That's the headline.

And here is the closer:

"President Trump also announced that construction would begin on a White Genocide Museum in Washington, D.C. once several museums commemorating the history of less important races had been razed to provide the space."

Now for the link.