Is he dead yet?

[Orrex]

Killed by a stalker?

Fell over backwards and busted his empty pumpkin skull?

Shot during an illegal gun sale?


Just fucking died? Why the fuck not?

[no_hypocrisy]

1. Let's face it. He'll get the Mitch McConnell Treatment.

He could be dead for a month technically, being kept "viable" with machines.

We wouldn't know necessarily. Then again, neither would J.D.

[Orrex]

3. Honestly, I feel like their goal would be to keep him alive...

long enough so that Vance can finish Trump's first term and still be "elected" in 2028 and 2032.

[bluestarone]

11. Yep, those two and all his followers put a whole new meaning to the word

TARP!!

[Bengus81]

17. Yeah...as long as the BS posts hit truth social that means he's alive

[Moostache]

24. So....you're telling me there's a chance????

He might already be dead and the news is being hush-hushed?
That's just MEAN....I wanna party like its 99, 999, and 1999 all rolled into one glorious party and hiding the news that we may commence partying is just mean, especially in this day and age where we REALLY need some good news for a change!!!

[niyad]

2. Alas, my bottle of bubbly remains unopened.

Still, the day is yet young. One dares to dream.

[SheltieLover]

10. Has to be soon...

Like rfn!

[malaise]

4. No but

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He’s trying to steal the World Cup

https://www.nbcnews.com/video/shorts/how-was-the-usmnt-striker-s-red-card-suspension-reversed-266201669817

[Goonch]

5. ;-{) HAUNTED

[hlthe2b]

6. "Waiting on that putz to make claims on Greenland at NATO meeting again..."

"Must keep moving-- always ready for the fight! Let me at him!"

[MustLoveBeagles]

15. We'll help

[KS Toronado]

7. Appears Dorothy has killed him.

[Blumancru]

8. Rigor Tortoise?

Oh, wait. That’s someone else. Nevermind.

[SheltieLover]

9. Not yet, but here's hoping this is our lucky day!

[littlemissmartypants]

12. Kicked to death by more than twenty Belgian soccer players and their coaches?

I hope that everyone has a lovely day. ❤️ 🌞

[surfered]

28. That thought brightened my day.

[littlemissmartypants]

29. GMTA ❤️

[SheltieLover]

30. ...

💞

[littlemissmartypants]

31. 💞

[Joinfortmill]

13. No, but tickity tockity.

[TBF]

14. Here's hoping the toxic air he created

in putting on his "Guinness Book of Records Fireworks Show" will do him in ...

[irisblue]

16. BBC newsday is on my kitchen radio at the minute, they would have mentioned it.

[Yo_Mama_Been_Loggin]

18. They say he smells like it

[twodogsbarking]

19. More people showed up to see and smell the Corpse Flower than went to the Trump Fair.

https://www.13newsnow.com/article/news/local/mycity/norfolk/rare-corpse-flower-blooms-at-norfolk-botanical-garden-drawing-hundreds-of-visitors-from-across-hampton-roads/291-b2c3f38e-4539-42fd-aecd-37bfb45fda79

[twodogsbarking]

20. Roasted to dead when the electricity went out for 24 hours, like our house now.

Running on a batter backup now. West Penn NoPower.

[generalbetrayus]

21. No, but Generalissimo Francisco Franco is still dead.

[surfered]

23. And so is Rush Limbaugh. We must count our blessings.

[surfered]

22. This

[Blue Owl]

25. Plucked off by a cloaked, pissed-off Martha Stewart

Who has had enough of him getting away with 1,000,000x the insider trading volume that she was jailed for….

[LetMyPeopleVote]

26. trump is jealous of the Iranian leader's funeral and wants a big funeral

It is safe to say that trump will receive a large funeral but not the type he was expecting

Link to tweet

Link to tweet

Link to tweet

[BWdem4life]

27. No, but McConnell is. nt