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BeneteauBum

(1,007 posts)
Sat Jul 4, 2026, 07:12 PM 15 hrs ago

OK, I admit it

I am the culprit who controls the weather. However, this isn’t a conscious thing. My severe TDS manifests itself in dreams which are connected in a direct link to Gaia. These subtle perturbations apparently create some agitation in the universal consciousness resulting in a butterfly flapping its wings more than once. As a result, the abnormal weather is drawn to the cause of my TDS……namely the orange moron. Deal with it!

Peace ☮️

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OK, I admit it (Original Post) BeneteauBum 15 hrs ago OP
I'm pretty sure it was because I farted. Solly Mack 15 hrs ago #1
Add fuel to the fire! BeneteauBum 15 hrs ago #2
Happy accident. Solly Mack 15 hrs ago #4
A grateful nation honors you The Blue Flower 15 hrs ago #3
I took hv powers SuzyandPuffpuff 14 hrs ago #5
Oooohhh you're good! BeneteauBum 12 hrs ago #7
It was you? I thought it was the Jewish space lasers mcar 14 hrs ago #6

SuzyandPuffpuff

(813 posts)
5. I took hv powers
Sat Jul 4, 2026, 07:59 PM
14 hrs ago

When my cat hisses she creates the wind and I can shoot temperature specific lazars from my eyes. Handle it.

BeneteauBum

(1,007 posts)
7. Oooohhh you're good!
Sat Jul 4, 2026, 10:10 PM
12 hrs ago

Perhaps we combine our effiert and really raise some hell!

Peace ☮️

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