Is he dead yet?

[Orrex]

The perfect wedding gift?

Roasted like a fetid pig?

Stroked out during ménage à trois?


Just fucking died already? I mean seriously! What's he waiting for?

[SheltieLover]

1. Fatally busted a bone spur stomping his feet because his parade was canceled?

Fatal fall from Mt. Rushmore during violent storm?

https://www.democraticunderground.com/100221347027

Half-wit dunce took fatal hit to noggin by half-dollar hail?

https://democraticunderground.com/100221347574

Happy 4th to all non-ruskie ASSets!

[Orrex]

2. Hail stone would have been biblically perfect, alas

[SheltieLover]

3. Yes!

Although any of the many suggestions offered in your daily devotional threads would work for me.

Rfn would be best for the planet!

[surfered]

11. All good ones.

[Goonch]

4. ;-{) KING CON

[hlthe2b]

5. "SOO ready to celebrate with all my peeps!"

"Start up the band! I've got a good feeling!"

[SheltieLover]

6. Seems to be conveying "Let's get this party started!"

Rfn!!

[SheltieLover]

8. Some music for this creature...

?si=tJVF7N8tIt-v-LT-

[hlthe2b]

9. Yup...

If only we could just have one thing happen to officially start the party...

[SheltieLover]

13. Agreed!

🙏🙏🙏🙏🙏🙏🙏🙏🙏🙏

[MustLoveBeagles]

26. That's adorable

[malaise]

7. No but

A lady can dream


From KS Toronado’s thread
https://www.democraticunderground.com/100221347333#post12

[KS Toronado]

15. Anybody have a match ?

[malaise]

22. Bwaaaah

😀

[DBoon]

10. Was he ever alive?

[surfered]

12. Any of these eoukd be good.

[Blue Owl]

14. Please get these planets aligned today....

There could be no better gift to America on her 250th….

[Grim Chieftain]

16. A well-placed lightning bolt would restore faith for many of us

And be oh so appropriate on this historic date.

[generalbetrayus]

17. Presidential precedent

[LetMyPeopleVote]

19. I posted these yesterday

[LetMyPeopleVote]

18. There's always hope

[underpants]

20. 😊

The irony of Taylor and Travis at MSG and Trump pissing everyone off at MSG is too delicious.

BTW - the entire football team was invited except for Butker the MAGA kicker.

[Sneederbunk]

21. Shrapnel from an exploding can of stupid.

[niyad]

24. Alas, my bottle of bubbly remains unopened.

Still, the day is yet young. One dares to dream.

[IcyPeas]

25. But officer we didnt see anything it just sounded like fireworks...