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Botany

(78,345 posts)
Fri Jul 3, 2026, 02:28 PM 10 hrs ago

Warning do not read this post if you don't want to be offended by my brain's output. I need help.

Trump is 80 years old, he is obese, he wears diapers, it is speculated that he has a catheter to
his penis, and from years of drug use his bowels are loose. Is Ms. Harp romantically involved
with Donny?

I need help. That just hit me doing some work outside in 100 degrees F.

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Warning do not read this post if you don't want to be offended by my brain's output. I need help. (Original Post) Botany 10 hrs ago OP
I wouldn't touch him with a 10-foot pole. greatauntoftriplets 10 hrs ago #1
Same here GAOT! SheltieLover 10 hrs ago #7
Exactly! greatauntoftriplets 10 hrs ago #8
How anyone could be in the presence of that boggles my mind SheltieLover 10 hrs ago #12
"I von't touch heem vith 5'9" Slovenian!" ColoringFool 9 hrs ago #13
Some in DC say the romance is bunk...she's really an undercover caretaker. nt allegorical oracle 10 hrs ago #2
That's possible. 2naSalit 10 hrs ago #4
Eeeeewwwww---"undercover......"! 🛏💤 🙈 ColoringFool 9 hrs ago #14
Or a Russian operative spying for Putin! kimbutgar 9 hrs ago #17
... 2naSalit 10 hrs ago #3
He's insanely rich. Srkdqltr 10 hrs ago #5
Most powerful woman in the world? jmbar2 10 hrs ago #6
Ees foe king deese traction. Kid Berwyn 10 hrs ago #9
Get into the A/C, drink some water, rest. Beartracks 10 hrs ago #10
CULT ZDU 10 hrs ago #11
They could be 'in love' without actually being romantic. Intractable 9 hrs ago #15
if she wasn't putting out trump would have someone who does. rampartd 9 hrs ago #16
Naw his mushroom no longer functions Lifeafter70 9 hrs ago #18
Of course she is.....so close to power?? Of course she is..... a kennedy 9 hrs ago #19
The new Eva Braun? Drum 9 hrs ago #20
The new Eva Braun. This is an example of the wonderful sick minds of DU. Botany 9 hrs ago #21
😃 Drum 8 hrs ago #22
If Harp is doing him, SHE needs help. And probably a dose of antibiotics to boot. Vinca 8 hrs ago #23
Thanks for putting the image of trump's penis in my head! Bayard 8 hrs ago #24

2naSalit

(105,061 posts)
3. ...
Fri Jul 3, 2026, 02:35 PM
10 hrs ago


Probably, sure seems like it. Saw, but didn't read, an article about her brother claiming that there's something wrong with it/her and he's concerned about her being brainwashed or indoctrinated into the cult of magat or something. Said it was not healthy.


jmbar2

(8,285 posts)
6. Most powerful woman in the world?
Fri Jul 3, 2026, 02:37 PM
10 hrs ago

She is manipulating HIM. She writes the texts. Can cause stock markets to drop on a moment's notice, demand huge tributes from corporations, foreign governments. Is she a honeypot?

Kid Berwyn

(25,589 posts)
9. Ees foe king deese traction.
Fri Jul 3, 2026, 02:42 PM
10 hrs ago

Epstein, mostly.

War, Treason, somewhat.

No, it’s not anything anyone would ever do, sleeping with Slabfather, even for all the money and power on the planet. One could never erase the 30 seconds of agony with all the mind bleach in the cabinet of Dr. Sidney Gottlieb.

Beartracks

(14,764 posts)
10. Get into the A/C, drink some water, rest.
Fri Jul 3, 2026, 02:45 PM
10 hrs ago

Clearly, you're on the verge of heatstroke.

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Intractable

(2,621 posts)
15. They could be 'in love' without actually being romantic.
Fri Jul 3, 2026, 02:58 PM
9 hrs ago

She could be attracted to Trump the man, without actually liking him physically.

With all the public scrutiny, I don't think they could pull off actual romance, or even brief sexual encounters.

He had a similar kind of confidant relationship with Hope Hicks.

Botany

(78,345 posts)
21. The new Eva Braun. This is an example of the wonderful sick minds of DU.
Fri Jul 3, 2026, 03:42 PM
9 hrs ago

“ Pack light…it won’t be a long stay in the bunker.”

That is a classic.

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