Trump Holds All the Cards - But They're Not the Ones You Think

[MineralMan]

[Ocelot II]

1. He's playing Uno.

In Uno you win when all your cards are gone; if you're still holding all your cards you lose. In Old Maid, you lose if you've discarded all your cards except the Old Maid (we had the deck in the center picture). You could say Trump still holds the Old Maid card, which is himself.

[MineralMan]

3. Oddly enough, I never played Old Maid as a child.

We started right off with draw poker. Pennies as chips.

[Midnight Writer]

2. He apparently has an extensive collection of "Get Out of Jail Free" cards.

[MineralMan]

4. He's going to run out of "Staying Alive" cards eventually.

Last card he'll see is the "Go to Hell. Go Directly to Hell" card from his final Monopoly game.

[surfered]

5. This

[multigraincracker]

6. Instead of hiding his hand,

he waves them around, showing what he has.

[MineralMan]

7. Well, he is not a bright fellow, is he?