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The Borowitz Report-Trump Rushed to Hospital to Have Lindsey Graham Surgically Removed
Trump Rushed to Hospital to Have Lindsey Graham Surgically Removed
— eugene (@eugene290390.bsky.social) 2026-05-26T11:41:52.519Z
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https://www.borowitzreport.com/p/trump-rushed-to-hospital-to-have
BETHESDA (The Borowitz Report)—Donald J. Trump was admitted to Walter Reed National Military Medical Center on Tuesday to have Senator Lindsey Graham surgically removed.
What was originally billed as a routine physical exam quickly became a medical emergency after doctors determined that the South Carolina lawmaker, who had been attached to Trump since 2016, had to be amputated.
A team of surgeons performed the seven-hour operation to remove the invasive parasite in a procedure known as a toadyectomy.
Doctors said that Trump was “recovering well” but would soon have to return to the hospital to have House Speaker Mike Johnson removed.
What was originally billed as a routine physical exam quickly became a medical emergency after doctors determined that the South Carolina lawmaker, who had been attached to Trump since 2016, had to be amputated.
A team of surgeons performed the seven-hour operation to remove the invasive parasite in a procedure known as a toadyectomy.
Doctors said that Trump was “recovering well” but would soon have to return to the hospital to have House Speaker Mike Johnson removed.
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