Trump: Our Pool is Bigger than Skyscrapers.

[demmiblue]

yeah also i can run faster than a piano

— Greg Pak (@gregpak.net) 2026-05-26T13:53:38.625Z

His brain is mush.

[Ocelot II]

1. Has anyone told him that if he stands it on end all the water will run out?

[sinkingfeeling]

2. If they hurry, they can have an American 250th. pool party.

[LeftinOH]

3. Weird flex; he didn't create it - the Reflecting Pool has been there since 1923.

Once again, he's branding something that already existed.

[Ocelot II]

6. But nobody ever compared it to a skyscraper before!

[demmiblue]

4. Oh, apparently this idea has been bouncing around his skull like a pinball. I missed this:

Trump claims the reflecting pool, which is flat, is "taller than the tallest building in the world"

— Aaron Rupar (@atrupar.com) 2026-05-21T16:27:40.150Z

[Ocelot II]

7. Actually, the Burj Kalifa skyscraper at 2,772 feet is taller than the reflecting pool is long.

But unless you're going to start building vertical reflecting pools, why the hell does the height of skyscrapers even matter?

[Botany]

17. Length, width, and height it is all the same just like an in ground water feature is the same as a skyscraper

The fucker is nutz.

[harumph]

18. Who is the pregnant man to his left?

What a fine bunch of specimens.

[RedWhiteBlueIsRacist]

5. Pretty sure the Reflecting Pool just scrapes the ground.

[IA8IT]

8. and as deep as trump's intellect............

[3catwoman3]

9. So fucking what?!

[ProfessorGAC]

15. My First Reaction, Too

I've seen the thing several times with my own eyes.
It's length was never something that impressed me.
It's a shallow hole in the ground.
Who cares how tall it would be if it could stood up on edge? BTW: it's impossible to turn a hole in the ground going up!

[Mossfern]

10. Central Park

Is bigger than the reflecting pool.

So there!

[Maru Kitteh]

11. I'm gonna paint the neighbor's house in the middle of the night

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And then tell Mr. Maru - “Look at ‘our’ house! Isn’t it great? You're Welcome!”

[Kid Berwyn]

12. The Lowest Goldbricker

"I wish I could buy him for what he's worth, and sell him for what he thinks he's worth."

[sinkingfeeling]

13. One is 'height' and the other is 'length'.

[Vinca]

14. Maybe he could test his pool vs. skyscraper theory by swimming from one end to the other, or,

when it comes to the skyscrapers, diving off the roof.

[maxrandb]

16. I wish he'd install a 16' diving platform and do a swan dive into it to demonstrate how big it is. NT