"NOT the ONION"...UFC CEO wants to "add fans around the venue" at Trump's W.H. wrestling event to chase away gnats

[Miles Archer]

This is all happening amid reports of a "bug infestation" that Dana White, UFC CEO and MAGA supporter, has expressed could be a problem for the large-scale event.

"President Trump just opened the Rose Garden two nights ago, and he invited me to dinner there. The amount of gnats that were flying around. I’m like, 'Holy s--t,'" White said during an episode of the Boardroom podcast.

"As soon as I got on the plane, I called my head of production and said, 'Yeah, let me tell you about the gnat situation tonight,'" White said. "So when you’re a fighter, think about that lighting grid, the amount of power in the lights… moths, gnats, and God knows what else."

White said they could add fans surrounding the venue to help stop the bugs because "gnats have a hard time in the wind."

https://www.rawstory.com/trump-ufc-fight-white-house/

[House of Roberts]

1. Too many dog peckers around the White House,

to eliminate the gnats with a few fans.

[2naSalit]

2. ...

[lapfog_1]

3. I guess there are no other options...

so that means it is onlyfans for the White House!

[J_William_Ryan]

4. "...gnats have a hard time in the wind."

Trump Cult members – consistently ignorant and stupid.

[RedWhiteBlueIsRacist]

5. "Gnat gonna do it."--Pappy Bush

[MerryBlooms]

10. 😆

[WarGamer]

6. DC in the summer, yup!!

[scipan]

7. Biden sent them! Open an investigation!

[durablend]

8. Hopefully swarmed with dangerous mosquitos as well

[taxi]

9. An old fishing trick for the Magas out there -

Don't be the tastiest person in the boat.
Not that the unwashed masses will be showering before going anyway...