Is he dead yet?

[Orrex]

Torn to shreds by the vengeful spirits of countless fallen service personnel?

Aneurysm when asked who got married this weekend?

Stroked out when he heard what Massie had to say?


Actually, I'd prefer that he not die today, but he can suffer a horrible stroke and suffer horribly for a few weeks until expiring.

[SocialDemocrat61]

1. Went to Arlington for Memorial Day

and stood in the wrong place during the 21 gun salute.

[malaise]

12. You win the thread

😀

[LymphocyteLover]

24. oopsy-daisy!

[hlthe2b]

2. Left in terror seeing how the assumed 'helpless' masses can take on a much bigger foe or bully..

"So who's the 'pussy,' now, orange menace?"

[MustLoveBeagles]

28. Lol

[SheltieLover]

3. Not yet but with any luck the Grim Reaper will make this day memorable!

[surfered]

5. No? Well...

[SheltieLover]

8. Plenty of time left today for the fortunate event to occur!

Hope springs eternal...

[Emile]

6. By the looks of him, almost dead!

[niyad]

7. Alas, my bottle of bubbly remains unopened.

Still, the day is yet young. One dares to dream.

[SheltieLover]

9. Rnf would be best for the earth & all of her inhabitants!

🥂🥂🥂🥂🥂🥂

[niyad]

11. So very true!!!

[surfered]

16. And future generations...

[surfered]

15. We share a common dream..

[malaise]

10. No but

He actually believes military folks or any one else give a shit what the bone spur draft dodger has to say.
20 days to 80

[niyad]

13. Actually, I think today would be perfect. My warped little brain iis seeing

that scene in "Ghost" where all of the angry spirits come for the murderer. I can see the spirits of many angry veterans coming for him.

[Goonch]

14. ;-{) SUNK

[LymphocyteLover]

23. isn't there a sinkhole problem in Florida?

[Goonch]

25. Yes, Florida has a significant, naturally occurring sinkhole problem and experiences more sinkholes than any other U.S.

state. The entire state is underlain by highly porous carbonate limestone bedrock. Over eons, acidic groundwater dissolves this limestone, creating vast underground voids and cavern systems. When the surface soil and sediment can no longer support the weight above these cavities, the ground collapses, causing a sinkhole.

[twodogsbarking]

17. After lying in the morgue for 3 days the would be assassin that claimed to be Jesus completes his mission.

Interment will be in the Potomac river. In lieu of flowers buy some champagne and dance in the streets.

[LetMyPeopleVote]

18. trump keeps waking up during his "naps" on TV

[malaise]

19. Oops this is great news with 20 days to go

For that 80th birthday

Rapin' Bombin' Golfin' Ballroom Buildin' Grampy heads to Walter Reed Medical Center for his 3rd visit in 13 months

https://www.democraticunderground.com/100221259714

[LymphocyteLover]

20. Karma would be where he is paralyzed, not be able to speak, have to be wheeled around and communicate by blinking

[niyad]

21. The problem with that is that he would still be wasting our oxygen

and resources.

[LymphocyteLover]

22. Yeah, but presumably would have less impact in our politics

[niyad]

26. His handlers and his cult would still be problems. And I do not want

to have to spend one more cent on him, because WE would be paying for his care.

[LymphocyteLover]

27. Sure, but I can't imagine that hav ing him incapacitated wouldn't be better then where we are now

[Initech]

29. Rage induced coronary caused by Fox News saying something negative about him for a change?