Trump Unwittingly Breaks Chinese Taboo Against Napping Facedown In Soup Bowl

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https://theonion.com/trump-unwittingly-breaks-chinese-taboo-against-napping-facedown-in-soup-bowl/

SATIRE

[hlthe2b]

1. If only... n/t

[magicarpet]

2. I do not see a snorkel,... with any luck he might drown.

[greatauntoftriplets]

3. I'm shocked that he didn't fall asleep until the final course.

[irisblue]

5. Stimulants used

[3Hotdogs]

16. --- but the report says he woke up in time for his two scoops.

So all is well.

[eppur_se_muova]

4. Do the Chinese have a taboo againt squirting hot Chinese mustard up a sleeping visitor's ass ?

Maybe the two would balance each other out.

[usonian]

6. One Ton Nincompoop in the Won Ton Soup.

Another Wanton Act.

[niyad]

14. Snicker

[Pinback]

23. General Tso-Tso's Chicken Out Soup (nt)

[sakabatou]

7. If only he drowned in it

[Gaytano70]

8. I needed a gut laugh, and I did!

[surfered]

9. It coulda happened...

[llmart]

10. Correct me if I'm wrong but...

didn't George Bush Sr. puke in his dinner when he visited China? Or have I got that all mixed up somehow.

[MustLoveBeagles]

13. Maybe it was Japan

He on the Japanese PM too.

[llmart]

15. Yeah, it could have been that.

I thought Bush Sr. was a disgrace either way.

[milestogo]

18. He fainted into dinner.

At 1:37 you can see Dana Carvey's impression...

[enid602]

20. Compassion

Had she been present, Melania would have just pinched her nose and thrown a lit match onto the hurling Donald.

[FakeNoose]

22. I think it happened in Japan

... but yes it was Bush Senior.

[niyad]

11. I had to check the link.

[Midnight Writer]

12. Nah, he's just blinking.

[LilElf70]

17. I absolutely love it.

Made my day

[yonder]

19. Looks like Leroy Fedders.

The world should be so lucky.

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[calimary]

21. That's the most flattering, true-to-life photo of him that I've ever seen!