T-rump's ratings: "He's in quicksand up to his ankles, but he's in head-first" says the Spurious Polling Agency.

[usonian]

Joke stolen from Spike Jones!!

Best described by a statue found on the Stanford University campus.



and only SLIGHTLY edited.

Meet you at the Trump Memorial Library soon.

[jls4561]

1. I will rec any post that quotes Spike Jones.

[hvn_nbr_2]

2. That statue looks like Trump lost about 200 pounds. nt

[Brother Buzz]

3. That stature is actually Louis Agassiz, Darwin's lifelong antagonist.

Mother Nature has a wicked cool sense of humor; she toppled it from the Stanford University Biology building during the SF 1906 earthquake.

[usonian]

4. It's Louis Agassiz (the statue thereof) after the 1906 quake.

Took a header, very seriously.

He was quite a bit portlier than the statue would indicate.

That must be his high-school statue!