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grumpyduck

(6,674 posts)
Sun Apr 5, 2026, 01:45 PM Yesterday

A deal from Iran?

I would love it if Iran came back with an offer to open the strait:

"We'll open the strait if you send us Donald and Pete. We'll give them a fair trial for war crimes, and we'll even send a plane over to pick them up."

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A deal from Iran? (Original Post) grumpyduck Yesterday OP
Sounds fair to me. yellow dahlia Yesterday #1
Nooooo! Submariner Yesterday #2
Two way regime change. usonian Yesterday #3
They need gas money for the plane? irisblue Yesterday #4
It is not up to Iran Be Leave On Yesterday #5
Well, OK. In that case, they have to take all the Republicans in Congress too. Bluetus Yesterday #6
A quote from the past..or not . BattleRow Yesterday #7
Ummm... that was intended as a joke. grumpyduck Yesterday #8
Ya gotta ask yourself Martin Eden Yesterday #9
Perfect! BarbD Yesterday #10
We will open it when you open the multigraincracker Yesterday #11
Take Shady JD too and we can take our chances with Johnson JCMach1 Yesterday #12

Submariner

(13,377 posts)
2. Nooooo!
Sun Apr 5, 2026, 02:10 PM
Yesterday

They have to want all the other losers in the cabinet too.

They have to take Bobbie Brainworm, Boxwine Pirro, Dr quack Oz, and A1 sauce McMahon for starters. It's all or none to open the strait.

Be Leave On

(432 posts)
5. It is not up to Iran
Sun Apr 5, 2026, 03:40 PM
Yesterday

It is not up to Iran to fix the problems in the US.
Our problems were created right here in the USA, and created by our own failures to build a better country in our own place.
We have to fix our problems.

BattleRow

(2,480 posts)
7. A quote from the past..or not .
Sun Apr 5, 2026, 03:49 PM
Yesterday
"We have the government we've earned."

Can't say I agree with that..but..
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