Trump Claims that Iran gave him a present.... Snarky Guesses Invited

[Bread and Circuses]

🤪🤣🤪🤣🤪 W

https://www.huffpost.com/entry/latest-news-live-updates_n_69c10d91e4b03dbe678a161f/liveblog_69c2f34ce4b081b0ba5a64ae


Trump Says Iran Gave Him A Very Valuable Present, Won’t Say What It Was
President Donald Trump boasted about getting an “amazing” present from the Iranians today that’s “worth a tremendous amount of money,” and — no, he won’t tell you what it was.

[DBoon]

1. a golden whoopie cushion

[2naSalit]

2. A...

Radioactive gold bar or two?

Or it could just be a pigment of his screwy imagination, kind of like the nonexistent 'talks'.

[enid602]

3. Suppository

They gave him a hypersonic suppository with multiple warheads.

[Bread and Circuses]

14. Winner ! chicken dinner !

[cloudbase]

16. So, so close!

[Torchlight]

4. An STD

or a golden statue of calf with a small transponder hidden inside to display on his desk. At this stage of the game, both are equally likely...

[Drum]

5. A teenager.

[Autumn]

6. Now we know who bought the 1.5 Billion in SP future market 5 minutes before

Trump posted that he was suspending strikes on Iranian power plants. It was Trump

[Ocelot II]

7. A very large statue of a horse, made of wood?

[bigtree]

8. ayatollah turban?

[malaise]

9. 72 virgins but he has to

CROAK to get them 😀

[OhioBlue]

10. The gave him an oil LAMP and told the dumb mfer

that if he rubbed it just right, the genie of oil and gas would appear and grant three wishes.

[taxi]

11. The promise of land for a golf course on the Persian Gulf?

Deed restriction to include no visible windmills, desalinization plants, or adult women.

[Quiet Em]

12. Probably got pranked by a DJ who told him they would rename the Strait of Hormuz after him

[bigtree]

13. this is so likely

...that it hurts.

[demmiblue]

15. ... it was oil and gas related..

President Trump says Iran negotiations are ongoing, telling reporters he believed they were speaking to the right people because they delivered a valuable "gift."

— NBC News (@nbcnews.com) 2026-03-24T21:20:03Z

[Bread and Circuses]

21. In his dreams....

[muriel_volestrangler]

17. The Al-Fred Noble Memorial Prize for Energy Economics

"For services to the Iranian oil industry, after lifting sanctions on it while bombing them".

They found some old lead piping, spray-painted it gold, and told him it was solid 24 carat stuff.

[Solly Mack]

18. The Iranian Peace Prize?

[Prairie_Seagull]

19. Must be afraid,

If we know, it will make him look smaller.

Chicken shit.

[flvegan]

20. Bootleg copy of "DJT's Greatest Kiddie Rapin' Video Hits" kompromat courtesy

of Epstein*?

*Who didn't kill himself, btw.

[Jack Valentino]

22. Sundry bodies of dead Iranian schoolgirls killed in the infamous attack on the school....

And for the second part of this post, I am self-censoring---
but it probably doesn't take an Epstein rocket scientist to guess where it was headed....





Oh wait, "an Epstein rocket scientist"--- isn't that Elon Musk ??? !!!!!
LMAO Didn't occur to me what I was saying until after I had said it...

[struggle4progress]

23. Was it seventy-two underage girls?

[purr-rat beauty]

24. A golden gag ball

And a 24k butt plug too