Markwayne the Plumber will be the next head of the reich security boondoggle.

[Simeon Salus]

Markwayne is a bully who inherited a plumbing business from his papa and used the business's fleet of bright red plumbing vans (with his dad's familiar name) to improve his Q-value before running for Congress as an "outsider".

A high school graduate with a plumbing license and a 2010 associate's certificate, Markwayne claims he won a total of five bouts as an MMA fighter (in 2006 & 2007). Recently Markwayne sold his dad's businesses to private equity so he knows boondoggles.

Markwayne the Plumber.

You get what you pay for.

[NoMoreRepugs]

1. Another stellar addition to the most incompetent administration EVER assembled.

[Simeon Salus]

2. It is as if they were selected specifically for their lack of experience and knowledge.

These folks aren't merely incompetent, they're clearly uneducated and inexperienced.

[Simeon Salus]

3. He is in the Wrestling Hall of Fame...

After a high school wrestling career...

[Simeon Salus]

4. He's recognized as an "Outstanding American", not as a wrestler.

https://nwhof.org/hall_of_fame/bio/3869

I guess the "hall of fame" isn't about wrestling at all, is it?

[Simeon Salus]

5. Here's what Sherdog says:

https://www.sherdog.com/fighter/Markwayne-Mullin-22106

Sherdog doesn't agree Mullin won five contests; they say he only competed thrice. He beat the same guy twice and one other fighter (a fellow with a 1-11 record lifetime).

[Karma13612]

6. And he beats his kids

Made the front page of Huffington Post.

Now that he’s confirmed, this comes out.

[Simeon Salus]

8. At least he isn't on-record about killing his dogs.

Just on-the-record about child beating.

https://www.huffpost.com/entry/markwayne-mullin-dhs-old-video-kids_n_69c24b21e4b04b9b3f1a3650

[durablend]

9. Fits in perfectly then

They all love to abuse kids, from the top down.

[BlueTsunami2018]

7. That was never in doubt.

They only get worse. It never gets better.

[Simeon Salus]

10. My dad grew up in the same state; different stop on that rail line.

Picked fruit as a child. Dropped out of school to support his mom and brothers. Volunteered for the Army Air Corps during WWII. Served in Occupied Japan for two years. Moved back home but he'd seen too much of the world; he rejoined the service in 1952. Twice in Vietnam. Lost a kneecap. Went back again. Happy to see his 30 after a few years of reserve duty. My dad could smell war. Didn't talk about it much. He had respect for our country and our founding documents. Dad didn't wear the flag as a cloisonné pin or a pocket handkerchief.

Markwayne the Plumber is yet another of the pampered, participation trophy, entitled crying children emerging from the tiny, tiny car which is the Drumpf mal-administration. You can bet he'll go toe to toe--against Pete the Kegsbreath.

I'd pay to see that for a dollar.

[GenThePerservering]

11. Yep, Marky Manynames fought three times

All against tomato can setups - one of his opponents was like 1-9.

Not much of a man - stands on a little box to make himself look taller. A real man knows that it doesn't matter.

[allegorical oracle]

12. Why didn't Homan get picked to take Noem's place? He seems to be the one with the

most experience.