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Orrex

(67,125 posts) Wed Mar 4, 2026, 08:02 AM Mar 4

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Is he dead yet?

Mysteriously struck by lightning after claiming to have been anointed by Jesus?

Preemptively killed by Spanish operatives because it's their turn this week?

Crushed by adoring throngs of his ignorant fuckhead KKKultists in their desperate push to touch the hem of his garment?

Just fucking died already for literally any reason at all?

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Is he dead yet? (Original Post) Orrex Mar 4 OP

Alas, my bottle of bubbly remains unopened. niyad Mar 4 #1

👠👠👠👠👠👠 SheltieLover Mar 4 #3

I have a dream... surfered Mar 4 #5

Ha! Joinfortmill Mar 4 #9

Nailed to a cross by cult to make him more like Jesus? SheltieLover Mar 4 #2

Answering the prayers of over 200 million Americans and billions worldwide, he was smited by the Lord, in Thy mercy. surfered Mar 4 #4

Stood too close to the highly "pumped up" faux tough Hegseth spewing and drowned in his BS? hlthe2b Mar 4 #6

No but malaise Mar 4 #7

Looks REALLY close. Joinfortmill Mar 4 #8

Measles.... twodogsbarking Mar 4 #10

Tripped and fell onto his gold-colored Oval Office drapes, Wicked Blue Mar 4 #11

niyad

(132,564 posts)

1. Alas, my bottle of bubbly remains unopened.

Reply to Orrex (Original post)

Wed Mar 4, 2026, 08:57 AM

Mar 4

Still, the day is yet young. One dares to dream.

SheltieLover

(80,652 posts)

3. 👠👠👠👠👠👠

Reply to niyad (Reply #1)

Wed Mar 4, 2026, 09:21 AM

Mar 4

Soon!

surfered

(13,538 posts)

5. I have a dream...

Reply to niyad (Reply #1)

Wed Mar 4, 2026, 09:28 AM

Mar 4

🍾🥂🍾🥂🍾🥂🍾🥂🍾🥂🍾🥂🍾🥂🍾

Joinfortmill

(21,200 posts)

9. Ha!

Reply to surfered (Reply #5)

Wed Mar 4, 2026, 10:22 AM

Mar 4

SheltieLover

(80,652 posts)

2. Nailed to a cross by cult to make him more like Jesus?

Reply to Orrex (Original post)

Wed Mar 4, 2026, 09:20 AM

Mar 4

Spazzed out over Bad Bunny's 4.157B viewers in 24 hrs? ( https://democraticunderground.com/100221068313

surfered

(13,538 posts)

4. Answering the prayers of over 200 million Americans and billions worldwide, he was smited by the Lord, in Thy mercy.

Reply to Orrex (Original post)

Wed Mar 4, 2026, 09:25 AM

Mar 4

hlthe2b

(114,016 posts)

6. Stood too close to the highly "pumped up" faux tough Hegseth spewing and drowned in his BS?

Reply to Orrex (Original post)

Wed Mar 4, 2026, 09:35 AM

Mar 4

Apparently, Hegseth sought to develop the muscles and blustering attitude of this (otherwise sweet guy) but failed:

malaise

(296,278 posts)

7. No but

Reply to Orrex (Original post)

Wed Mar 4, 2026, 10:08 AM

Mar 4

I’d pay to see this
Crushed by adoring throngs of his ignorant fuckhead KKKultists in their desperate push to touch the hem of his garment?

:

Joinfortmill

(21,200 posts)

8. Looks REALLY close.

Reply to Orrex (Original post)

Wed Mar 4, 2026, 10:21 AM

Mar 4

twodogsbarking

(18,830 posts)

10. Measles....

Reply to Orrex (Original post)

Wed Mar 4, 2026, 10:52 AM

Mar 4

Wicked Blue

(8,901 posts)

11. Tripped and fell onto his gold-colored Oval Office drapes,

Reply to Orrex (Original post)

Wed Mar 4, 2026, 12:16 PM

Mar 4

which got wrapped around his rashy red neck and strangled him.

Despite a search, the body was not discovered until it became extremely pungent.

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