Breaking: fake journalist, Nick Shirley, discovers mixed-use buildings exist.

[riversedge]

Some days it is hard to believe people as stupid as Nick Shirley actually exist!! ---and worse yet, that some people will believe him!!




Breaking: fake journalist discovers mixed-use buildings exist. Film at 11.


The Tennessee Holler @TheTNHoller

Nick Shirley: “30 voters registered at a California UPS store!” 🤔

@paulmitche11: um, people live above it. Look up, bro. 🙃

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As usual this dude’s *reporting* is full of holes

[markodochartaigh]

1. I saw an ad for an event here in SW Florida

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that he is attending with Madison Cawthorn. It was for a group called Patriots Against Education.

Edit: it was actually Patriots Against Learning

[efhmc]

2. Not to doubt that that group exists but am wondering why there is a necessity for it.

[markodochartaigh]

14. I certainly agree with your sentiment.

Authoritarians value indoctrination, not education.

I paid very little attention to the ad and I just tried googling it. I was wrong, it was Patriots Against Learning. The only mention I find of it is the ad with Cawthorn and Shirley. The ad is for an actual event and does not appear to be satire. Maybe it is something new that these reich-wing influencers are floating.

[Dr. T]

3. And yet the Repuglican base wonders why

we think they're stupid.

[mwmisses4289]

4. Not planning to go on Twitter, but I almost would just see the replies to that idgits post.

[Hassler]

5. Yes he's Stoopid, but stupid works

For Drooling Don's stolen election mania.

[niyad]

6. Not sure I have ever heard of this asshole.

Ooookkaaaayyy. .Let me understand something. .He appears to be standing RIGHT IN FRONT of the building, and does not see the apartments above ground level???

[Prairie Gates]

9. He sees them...he's lying to his audience

The fact that they don't wonder why he has to lie is the problem. He knows perfectly well that the people registered to vote live in the residential suites of the building. He specifically went out looking for a UPS store in a residential storefront so he could make this dishonest case. He kept the camera tight to the UPS store to make his dishonest case.

It's much worse than if he was merely stupid.

[Historic NY]

7. Wait until he finds out people live in shopping malls.

vertical villages with food courts and fine dining.

[Torchlight]

8. Ersatz journalism is as legitimate as meatless meatloaf

His Doctorate of Fallacy degree from YouTube University degree is advertising itself.

(Grandma once made meatless meatloaf for me... it's worse than it sounds)

[Just Jerome]

10. So,

is he that stupid or does he depend upon the stupidity of his followers?

Or both?

[Ol Janx Spirit]

11. As abjectly dumb as he is, ol' Nick is still a genius compared to our current President....

"Some days it is hard to believe people as stupid as Nick Shirley actually exist!! ---and worse yet, that some people will believe him!!"

Turnip says: hold my Diet Coke....

I mean, our current POTUS thinks magnets don't work when you get them wet....

https://www.yahoo.com/news/articles/trump-declares-nobody-knows-magnets-225344348.html

He also doesn't understand the difference between a "windmill" and a "wind turbine", AND he believes that they cause cancer somehow....

https://www.factcheck.org/2019/04/trumps-faulty-wind-power-claims/

Of course, he thinks something can be reduced by more than 100%--which I wish he would be.

He also bizarrely thinks that a battery powered boat might sink because it is heavy--an interesting misunderstanding of engineering and buoyancy; I guess aircraft carriers are pure magic in his "brain"--and when it does it will apparently only electrocute humans that get in the water and not the shark that is 10 yards away just waiting to eat them.

https://www.usatoday.com/story/opinion/columnist/2024/06/12/trump-shark-battery-biden-threat-election/74063059007/

Yeah, Nick is nowhere near the bottom of the MAGA barrel.

[BeneteauBum]

12. I wonder what he would think

If he learned that I live a quarter mile from my domicile address? On top of that, my home (a Beneteau 321) constantly changes location as the wind changes direction. Oh the horrors we registered democrats stoop to vote!

Peace ☮️

[Junipercity]

13. Oh, Shirley knew

He's betting they're plenty of people even dumber them him though.

[Beaverhausen]

15. Did you see John Oliver mentioned him on last night's Last Week Tonight

I didn't realize that DHS went to Minnesota because of all the bullshit Shirley was doing with the child care centers when he was there.

I just saw that a republican rep from MN is taking him to the SOTU tomorrow.

ugh.

[Dark n Stormy Knight]

16. The factual stupidity and lack of logical reasoning

skills displayed by MAGAts is mind-boggling!!!