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Orrex

(66,861 posts)
Tue Feb 17, 2026, 09:42 AM 6 hrs ago

Is he dead yet?

Bludgeoned to death by 430,000 year old wooden hammer?

Died of shock when his nose fell off?

Stroked out in rage that media outlets interrupted their coverage of him to memorialize Jesse Jackson?


Just fucking died already for literally any reason at all?

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Is he dead yet? (Original Post) Orrex 6 hrs ago OP
🥂🍾🥂🍾🥂🍾🥂🍾🥂🍾 surfered 6 hrs ago #1
Soon! SheltieLover 5 hrs ago #9
Alas, my bottle of bubbly remains unopened. niyad 6 hrs ago #2
Hold the vision! SheltieLover 5 hrs ago #10
We all share your dream, because it is worthy. surfered 2 hrs ago #19
No but malaise 6 hrs ago #3
Love the statue! 🤣🤣🤣 SheltieLover 4 hrs ago #11
The cap for this thread LetMyPeopleVote 6 hrs ago #4
Haha malaise 5 hrs ago #8
Sadly, no. But, closer, much closer. Joinfortmill 3 hrs ago #18
He could, unknowingly, actually help pay down the national debt. surfered 6 hrs ago #5
And whoever gets the beer stand concession could make a fortune. Ocelot II 6 hrs ago #6
🤣 surfered 2 hrs ago #20
Haha malaise 5 hrs ago #7
Eclipsed by Jesse? SheltieLover 4 hrs ago #12
Closer, and closer... Joinfortmill 4 hrs ago #13
Well, probably not our ONLY hope, but certainly one of our best ones. generalbetrayus 4 hrs ago #14
Unfortunately, the Grim Reaper harvested the wrong person last night Jerry2144 3 hrs ago #15
Sadly, i remain frustrated by times lack of alacrity... Moostache 3 hrs ago #16
To all who need to put aside their disappointment... Happy Fat Tuesday-Mardi Gras! hlthe2b 3 hrs ago #17
LOL malaise 2 hrs ago #21
Today, some of my friends will be a little squirrely. surfered 2 hrs ago #22

niyad

(130,859 posts)
2. Alas, my bottle of bubbly remains unopened.
Tue Feb 17, 2026, 09:52 AM
6 hrs ago

Still, the day is yet young. One dares to dream.

surfered

(12,524 posts)
19. We all share your dream, because it is worthy.
Tue Feb 17, 2026, 01:35 PM
2 hrs ago

🍾🥂🍾🥂🍾🥂🍾🥂🍾🥂🍾

malaise

(294,572 posts)
3. No but
Tue Feb 17, 2026, 09:53 AM
6 hrs ago

Wait until he sees his Die Orange Pest Statue 😀
https://www.democraticunderground.com/100221027088

Stroked out when someone reminded him what Jesse Jackson really thought of him #9
https://www.democraticunderground.com/100221026956

Jesse Jackson says Trump would probably have been 'with the stormtroopers' on 'Bloody Sunday' in Selma




hlthe2b

(113,334 posts)
17. To all who need to put aside their disappointment... Happy Fat Tuesday-Mardi Gras!
Tue Feb 17, 2026, 12:57 PM
3 hrs ago

Laissez les bons temps rouler (Let the good times roll (if only for a day))



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