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AverageOldGuy

(3,530 posts)
Tue Feb 3, 2026, 03:02 PM 23 hrs ago

Federal Judge reaches down Noem's throat, rips out her heart . . .

. . . and eats it raw.

Noem wants to deport all Haitians in Springfield OH -- you know -- the ones eating the dogs and cats!! Judge tells her to GFY -- politely, of course.

https://www.lawyersgunsmoneyblog.com/2026/02/district-judge-blocks-order-ending-tps-status-granted-to-haitians

Among the judge's words were these :



A federal judge on Monday blocked the Trump administration from ending Temporary Protected Status for more than 350,000 Haitian immigrants.

In an 83-page opinion, U.S. District Judge Ana Reyes granted a stay maintaining the legal status of Haitian nationals “pending judicial review.” In her ruling, she accused Department of Homeland Security Secretary Kristi Noem of “preordaining” her termination decision, saying she “did so because of hostility to nonwhite immigrants.”

“There is an old adage among lawyers,” Judge Reyes wrote. “If you have the facts on your side, pound the facts. If you have the law on your side, pound the law. If you have neither, pound the table.”

“Secretary Noem, the record to-date shows, does not have the facts on her side — or at least has ignored them,” Reyes continued. “Does not have the law on her side — or at least has ignored it. Having neither and bringing the adage into the 21st century, she pounds X (f/k/a Twitter)
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Federal Judge reaches down Noem's throat, rips out her heart . . . (Original Post) AverageOldGuy 23 hrs ago OP
"Hostility to nonwhite immigrants" pretty much covers it, doesn't it? sop 22 hrs ago #1
My skin color is not Probable Cause!!! ... aggiesal 20 hrs ago #7
"" AllaN01Bear 20 hrs ago #8
Fatality! Judge Ana Reyes wins! sakabatou 22 hrs ago #2
" Federal Judge reaches down Noem's throat, rips out her heart . . ." MLWR 21 hrs ago #3
I was curious too. Codifer 20 hrs ago #11
my reaction exactly. barbtries 20 hrs ago #12
The hard cold one which pumps ice through her vessels. Clouds Passing 4 hrs ago #20
Exactly! Hopefully, some judge in the future throws her a$$ in jail for several months........ no year!. usaf-vet 35 min ago #23
Good for Judge Reyes wendyb-NC 21 hrs ago #4
I love the last paragraph of this opinion LetMyPeopleVote 21 hrs ago #5
Too Bad It's Only A Metaphor. A Song To Celebrate: ColoringFool 20 hrs ago #6
The only place Kristi Noem belongs in is Supermax. Initech 20 hrs ago #9
Nailed it malaise 20 hrs ago #10
Absolutely! Unrepentant Fenian 20 hrs ago #14
Don't forget the goat. yardwork 4 hrs ago #21
Thanks for the reminder malaise 4 hrs ago #22
Skin Color OKAY or NOT OKAY Meme iluvtennis 20 hrs ago #13
Totally stupid headline - doesn't anyone understand how stupid hyperbole is - but I hope there's something here. Martin68 15 hrs ago #15
Kick orangecrush 15 hrs ago #16
I'm interested in how the Appeals Court and SCOTUS views it WarGamer 14 hrs ago #17
Only to find... 2naSalit 7 hrs ago #18
Our Noem (on the Range) song DFW 7 hrs ago #19
Clickbait. What heart? Blumancru 19 min ago #24

aggiesal

(10,634 posts)
7. My skin color is not Probable Cause!!! ...
Tue Feb 3, 2026, 05:34 PM
20 hrs ago

Every time there is a reference to skin color, this is my standard reply.

If I get pulled over by the ICEstapo, CBP or Border Patrol, I will say, "My skin color is not Probable Cause"










Codifer

(1,182 posts)
11. I was curious too.
Tue Feb 3, 2026, 05:44 PM
20 hrs ago

Seems to me that the judge started from the wrong end, finding noem's heart is more the job of a proctologist.

barbtries

(31,204 posts)
12. my reaction exactly.
Tue Feb 3, 2026, 05:51 PM
20 hrs ago

reaches down to take out her heart and finds the cavity empty.

usaf-vet

(7,767 posts)
23. Exactly! Hopefully, some judge in the future throws her a$$ in jail for several months........ no year!.
Wed Feb 4, 2026, 01:35 PM
35 min ago

malaise

(294,024 posts)
10. Nailed it
Tue Feb 3, 2026, 05:44 PM
20 hrs ago

No one who can murder a puppy for not following her orders should be allowed around living creatures.
She is sick.

yardwork

(69,086 posts)
21. Don't forget the goat.
Wed Feb 4, 2026, 09:32 AM
4 hrs ago

Noem murdered her kids' pet billy goat because "he smelled" the same day she murdered the puppy.

It was a bloodfest and she bragged about it in her book.

Martin68

(27,293 posts)
15. Totally stupid headline - doesn't anyone understand how stupid hyperbole is - but I hope there's something here.
Tue Feb 3, 2026, 10:15 PM
15 hrs ago

Whether the poster is going for laughs or clicks, it's a stupid headline.

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