OMG! THE WINE MOMS ARE COMING!

[orleans]

OMG this paranoid schnook at Fox David Marcus believes there are "ORGANIZED GANGS OF WINE MOMS" using "Antifa Tactics" against ICE

Come for the laughs; stay for even more laughs! #GangsOfWineMoms www.foxnews.com/opinion/davi...

— Keith Olbermann (@olbermann.bsky.social) 2026-01-12T23:37:58.994Z

on edit:
okay, i finally clicked on the link olbermann posted.
wine moms. yep -- he said it/wrote it.
what an idiot
https://www.foxnews.com/opinion/david-marcus-impeding-federal-law-enforcement-not-protest-its-just-crime.amp

on edit again to add some of the replies on bluesky

At my local Antifa cell, only Meg drinks wine. Some think she has a problem.

— David Stone (@david-stone.bsky.social) 2026-01-12T23:41:26.484Z

Are these women in the room with you sir,

— Karl_P (@karlph.bsky.social) 2026-01-12T23:41:14.214Z

He’s lucky they haven’t organized yet.

— (@trruhnke.bsky.social) 2026-01-12T23:40:20.694Z

Word. Them bitches can phone tree!

— (@jennx91.bsky.social) 2026-01-12T23:58:29.269Z

You don't know how dangerous wine moms are until suddenly they're all around you demanding to see the manager or telling your boyfriend he really needs to take a shower.

— vfrankensteen (@vfrankensteen.bsky.social) 2026-01-12T23:55:13.564Z

Thanks Keith- just altered my handle to Wine Mom Gangster.

— thatlisachick. Wine mom gangster (@darwinwept.bsky.social) 2026-01-12T23:52:13.612Z

Dammit I was just getting used to be called Radical Leftist Scum. I can’t keep up.

— MiaNJ ❌👑 (@rosemarynj.bsky.social) 2026-01-12T23:40:22.483Z

My wife came home smelling of wine and yelling

— Howard Swinford (@howardswinford.bsky.social) 2026-01-13T00:56:37.525Z

[lapfog_1]

1. probably in those CARAVANS

and burgundy colored Honda Pilots.

[OAITW r.2.0]

2. Fox can't comprehend that real people don't listen to Fox.

[Yo_Mama_Been_Loggin]

3. Looks like a job for the Ketamine kid

Wait he's a foreigner.

[surfered]

4. After the soccer game...

[PatSeg]

6. I especially like that last one!

"My wife came home smelling of wine and yelling."

[Enter stage left]

7. If you've already been identified as a "wine dad"...

Can you join?

[Enter stage left]

8. I'll bet everything I have, none of the wine moms are drinking Trump Wine!

[USS_Dauntless]

9. David Marcus looks like a registered sex offender.

[Nasruddin]

10. No, no

... he isn't registered yet.

[Mme. Defarge]

11. Damn! I want to sign up

but do “cat moms” count?

[Randomthought]

12. Mom of 4 cats and I drink pinot grigio

I must be at leas a squad leader.

[Mme. Defarge]

13. Damn straight!

You GO girl!

[orleans]

14. cat mom, eh? why not start your own whole new gang?

cat moms aka the claw club

pelting ice with hairballs!
ME-WOW!

[H2O Man]

15. Wonderful!

Obviously way, way recommended!

I know a fair number of Wine Moms. They are wonderful, and bring forth the beauty and power of older women. I really love them. In fact, if the ancient wisdom that "you are who you eat" is true, I have the right to self-identify as one. I know my rights.