The Borowitz Report-Envoy From Greenland Offers to Meet Stephen Miller

[LetMyPeopleVote]

We need to mock & laugh:
"Envoy From Greenland Offers to Meet Stephen Miller"
aka #PeeWeeGerman
“Our envoy has expressed a strong desire for face-time with Mr. Miller,” said Greenlandic government spokesman Hartvig Dorkelson
“He’d like to meet Mrs. Miller as well”
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https://www.borowitzreport.com/p/envoy-from-greenland-offers-to-meet

NUUK, GREENLAND (The Borowitz Report)—In a friendly gesture by Greenland, on Monday a special envoy from the territory offered to meet White House deputy chief of staff Stephen Miller.

“Our envoy has expressed a strong desire for face-time with Mr. Miller,” said Greenlandic government spokesman Hartvig Dorkelson. “He’d like to meet Mrs. Miller as well.”

The spokesman did not elaborate on logistics for the meeting, saying only that it would “most likely involve lunch.”

“If the meeting goes well, we hope it will whet our envoy’s appetite for other members of the Trump administration,” Dorkelson said. “We would enthusiastically welcome JD Vance.”

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1. Made me laugh out loud,

The meeting will involve lunch, still laughing.

[Wounded Bear]

2. K&R...nt

[lastlib]

3. Funny, but......

I kinda hate feeding that brand of shit to a bear --- or any other animal, FTM. It's tantamount to cruelty.