Oopsies....

[surfered]

[cbabe]

1. One person's tyranny is another's gravy train. (sarcasm)

[lame54]

2. They all joined ICE

[Tasmanian Devil]

3. For years I've been wondering ...

For years I've been tempted to form a satirical response to the idiots of the NRA. A fictional group within the NRA to arm all minorities -- whether a minority by color, religion or economic class. Just to point out the hypocrisy and racism when the real NRA gets upset about it.

But ... I've always been talked out of such foolishness with the observation that it could get more people hurt.

In the meantime ... how many ICE members are card carrying racists NRA members? An interesting question I think for historians when this is over (assuming historians are not all shot).

Btw, guillotine futures are way up! Invest now!

[erronis]

5. Oh, some fertile ground exposed here. How about those pinkie left-handed NRA members?

And don't tell them that all brown-eyed card-holding sharp-shooters are secretly "woke".

Next up: Penis caliber inspections. Too small a bore and you're out!

[Tasmanian Devil]

9. SPH and guns

You do know of the published study showing a strong correlation between small penis size and love of guns, right?



Oh, it might be because I just made it up. But maybe if I get AI to surround it with believable word salad and turn it into a meme it'll go viral.

[erronis]

11. That seems to be a good recipe, nowadays.

And spout it with Authority!

[True Dough]

4. The problem is

ICE is going after people that many NRA supporters consider the enemy or of little value: immigrants and the left. So they're sure not prepared to take action to help those that they revile. They look out for themselves, it seems.

[sop]

6. It was never about tyrannical government, it was about selling lots of guns to yahoos who love fondling them.

[Dr. T]

8. The NRA. A wholly owned subsidiary of Smith and Wesson

in collaboration with all the other mechants of death.

[Codifer]

7. The NRA's

primary mission was to launder great gobs of Russian money for the GOP (also a bit of pimping to facilitate GOP politicians to get some strange Maria Buttina).

[Skittles]

10. gun humping COWARDS

UGH

[Figarosmom]

12. Nope, this is the real reason

They were stockpiling guns. To be the tyrannical government.

Or in their phrasing to take back America. To win the Civil War. To be the Masters of the World.