Bad news for the malignant narcissist

[mcar]

Bad news for the Malignant Narcissist.

— Jon Cooper (@joncooper-us.bsky.social) 2026-01-10T15:42:53.224Z

[NJCher]

1. If only

The U.S.had anticipated demented circus clowns.

[Roy Rolling]

16. What about Noble Peace Prize?

Does the rule also apply to the Noble Peace prize or FIFA peace prize?

Can Orange Julius sell them to the highest bidder of acquired or earned?

This only proclamation covers the Nobel Prize, not the “Noble” the idiot scribbles on crayon about.

[mcar]

42. And he looks like even more of a fool

[LetMyPeopleVote]

2. Nobel Committee Says Peace Prize Cannot Be Transferred After Machado Says She Wants to 'Share It' With Trump

This award is not transferable

Link to tweet

https://www.latintimes.com/nobel-committee-says-peace-prize-cannot-transferred-after-machado-says-she-wants-share-it-trump-593332

The Norwegian Nobel Institute said that a Nobel Peace Prize cannot be transferred or shared with another person, responding to comments by Venezuelan opposition leader María Corina Machado, who said she wanted to "share" her 2025 Nobel Peace Prize with U.S. President Donald Trump.

"A Nobel Prize cannot be revoked nor transferred to others. Once the laureate or laureates are announced, the decision is final," said Erik Aasheim, a spokesperson for the Norwegian Nobel Institute, which serves as the secretariat for the Norwegian Nobel Committee. Aasheim added that while the prize itself is not transferable, laureates are free to dispose of the prize money as they see fit.

The statement followed remarks by Machado during a Fox News interview on Monday, in which she praised Trump's actions that led to the capture of Venezuela's former president, Nicolás Maduro, and said that "because this is the prize of the Venezuelan people, certainly we want to give it to him and share it with him." Machado said she had not spoken directly with Trump since October, when she dedicated the award to him after it was announced.

[leftstreet]

3. They should create a Nobel Participation Trophy

He wouldn't know the difference. He'd proudly display it

[Beartracks]

49. Right? OMG, yes. Conservatives are so vocal about "participation trophies" for snowflake toddlers...

... but won't shut up about getting one for their OWN snowflake toddler. Just like parents who think their own kid is more special and deserving than every other kid.

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[flvegan]

4. Reality doesn't matter to him or his legion of chuds.

He'll release some statement about how "crooked" it was that he didn't get it, and now it was rightfully his.

And his Foxnews addled cult of nimrods will eat it up. And more merch will be sold and the grift goes on with a recharge.

[Fiendish Thingy]

5. As long as Machado gives him her medal, Trump doesn't care about the rules

He’ll probably wear it around his neck every day until he dies.

[niyad]

15. Just like when that maga veteran gave cadet bonespurs his purple heart.

It was, and remains, an insult to all actual recipients.

[mcar]

43. Fine. The whole world will laugh at him

Except for his MAGAt cultists.

[MineralMan]

6. Someone should give him the Ignoble Piece Prize.

Piece of what, you ask? And well you might.

[FakeNoose]

17. Isn't that what FIFA did?

[Fil1957]

7. The reason he's so obsessed with getting the Nobel peace prize, is that he thinks it's his ticket to heaven in the

afterlife.

He thinks all he has to do is show God that he won the Nobel peace prize and God will overlook all the horrible misdeeds and bad behavior in his life and let him into heaven.

He actually believes this.

[Iggo]

37. He thinks what he did to those children gets erased because someone gives him a medal?

If he believed in the afterlife, he’d be scared shitless.

[canetoad]

40. And...

Obama won it.

[COL Mustard]

54. And Jimmy Carter!

Who, IMO, was one of the most deserving recipients ever of the award.

[Justice matters.]

52. kingpig pedo doesn't believe in "God" even if he says so (lie)

he thinks he IS god himself, one who can decide who lives and who dies, like the best "god" to ever existed.

[rampartd]

53. "i am limited only by my own morality" trump

[PatSeg]

8. Well, he does like being unprecedented

He thrives on superlatives and finally he has become one. Hey, if you can't be the best, might as well be the worst.

[BurnDoubt]

9. He wants it because Barack has one. It's his Jealousy.

He's led by The Seven Deadlies.
That's his North Star.

[calimary]

30. Bingo!

That’s pretty much it. Right there.

[llmart]

39. I doubt he's religious at all or believes in God.

Everything about him is a fraud, so no, he doesn't worry about going to hell. In fact, he probably believes he IS God.

You have it correct that he is only guided by his very base instincts, none of which are Christian.

[newdeal2]

10. There wasn't anyone else in the world more deserving besides Machado?

I think the committee made their first mistake there.

[niyad]

13. Agreed.

[Fil1957]

18. I think the granting of the prize has become too political in recent years. Not just Machado, but Obama. At the time

Obama got it, he was overseeing two wars. I think the Nobel committee was hoping that by giving him the award, Obama would stop the wars.

It didn't work.

For those who say Obama didn't deserve it, they're right. Even Obama said he didn't deserve it.

[Doodley]

24. Obama totally deserved it, by uniting a enough people to win in a nation that has been so racist.

[Fil1957]

34. He would disagree with you...

[MorbidButterflyTat]

27. "I think the Nobel committee was hoping that by giving him the award, Obama would stop the wars."

That's quite an assumption. I totally disagree.

[malthaussen]

32. I must be one of the few people who don't revere the Nobel Peace Prize.

Considering some of the clowns to whom the committee has awarded it, it's value is proportional to the worst recipient. It's a lot like the various Halls of Fame in that, or sports awards like Golden Gloves and MVPs. Some of the choices just suck.

-- Mal

[sop]

35. The Nobel Committee should revoke Machado's Peace Prize simply for offering to give it to Trump.

[MustLoveBeagles]

51. Agree 👍

[AllyCat]

11. I literally don't understand why she is doing this.

Why is everyone in the world bowing to this a$$hole?

Are they all afraid?

If so, not only is democracy done, the world is done too.

[thebigidea]

28. what exactly is the confusing part?

She seeks power but doesn't have enough support in Venezuela to win an election. Trump can put her in power and America will keep her in power. The end.

[AllyCat]

45. Thanks for the snark. Just what I wanted today.

Hope yours is better.

[Wiz Imp]

38. It's her way of bribing Trump to be put in power.

100% obvious. And it will likely work because ultimately, she's a Trump clone who is every bit as evil as Trump and Maduro.

[AllyCat]

46. Slightly less snark, but still there.

Hope you have a better day.

[niyad]

12. Understood. What I cannot understand is why the Committee awarded

it to machado in the first place, ignoring actual peace activists.

[malthaussen]

33. Maybe because the Nobel Peace Prize isn't about peace?

It's a weird bauble. What can you say about something that was awarded to Henry Kissenger and was not awarded to Mahatma Gandhi?

-- Mal

[deminks]

14. He'll take it anyway. He'll take his sharpie

And cross out the name on it, write his own name on it.

[FakeNoose]

19. What about the award WE gave him? We had it painted gold and everything!

It even has his name on it ... sort of.

[cab67]

20. She can give him the medal if she wants.

It's hers. She can do whatever she wants with it.

It would just end up being auctioned off to pay one of Old Colostomy's obligations after he croaks, so I hope she'd be cool with that

[BidenRocks]

21. If there is ever an occasion where Barack must attend,

say Chumps funeral, he should show up in a tan suit wearing that prize!
Michelle won't attend but give Hillary the I Don't Care, Do You? jacket.
Let the meme machine fly!

[Doodley]

22. But (he says) he ended 8 very hard to end wars, stopped 3 others, and saved tens of millions of lives!

[AverageOldGuy]

23. Have you ever seen a 2-yr-old . . .

. . . when you tell him/her they can't have something? And they throw themselves on the floor and threaten to hold their breath until they get it?

Maybe Trump will try that . . . and at his age . . . this could be just what we need.

[MorbidButterflyTat]

25. Piggy bullied, bribed and threatened her to hand it over to him. And the whole world knows it.

She should give him one of those chocolate medallions in a gold wrapper, and write "Peace Prize," on it with a Sharpie. He's so brainless he won't know the difference.

[young_at_heart]

26. Not a day goes by without the whole world

reporting on his latest debacle or embarrassment. Maybe it's because I'm in my 80's, but I'm finding it very difficult to manage my emotions whenever his name is mentioned!

[homegirl]

41. I'm 90...

and have had the same problem since Donald appeared on the political scene!

[sop]

29. Well, there goes Machado's chance to become president of Venezuela.

[Wednesdays]

36. On the contrary, TSF will use force to install her as president. nt

[Uncle Joe]

31. It can however be coveted by the insane and sane alike

Thanks for the thread mcar

[mcar]

44. YW.

[AverageOldGuy]

47. That will not stop him or her

She desperately wants to kiss his ass and get his endorsement for election as President of Venezuela.

He desperately wants a Nobel Peace Prize.

If she gives hers to him, in the minds of reasonable, intelligent people it will be an empty, stupid gesture.

In his mind it’s an honor; in her mind it gains her some important support; in the minds of 35% of the US electorate it makes him a Nobel laureate.

Neither he nor she gives a rat’s ass what reasonable, intelligent people think.

[mcar]

48. That's true. Who cares, though?

[Cha]

50. Not to mention PEDO RAPIST, Treasonous

Felon Homicidal Mass Murderer.

Mahalo mcar.