"They finally found something to replace all the shows and performers that canceled on them.":

[tblue37]

They finally found something to replace all the shows and performers that canceled on them.

— Ron Filipkowski (@ronfilipkowski.bsky.social) 2026-01-09T11:25:12.180Z

[a kennedy]

1. 🤢 🤢 🤢

[Skittles]

2. is that the gold digger's prize for sticking around for Trump.2?

[jls4561]

3. Everything Drumph touches turns into a whorehouse.

I want to see the box office for “$melania” the movie. Is it one of those scratch and sniff films?

[flvegan]

4. I heard the Vanilla Ice residency was the other plan.

"Ice Ice Baby" over and over for 2 hours, twice a day.

Nothing The Hague can do about that kind of torture here.

[chowder66]

5. And if anyone in the administration or who works in the administration doesn't go, they'll be shot.

[3catwoman3]

6. Seriously? A movie about Melania?

YUCK!

[hatrack]

8. What would you call that anyway? A liography? A hackumentary?

[3catwoman3]

11. Those are 2 good neologisms.

[dem4decades]

10. R rated? Partial nudity?

[3catwoman3]

14. Her so-called "modeling" photos are "most-tial" nudity...

...at at the very least are soft porn.

[Rebl2]

7. I saw

part of an ad-I turned the channel quickly-for it today. All I can say is yuk.

[underpants]

9. *sigh* Another lazy Hollywood reboot.

[Princess Turandot]

12. To be followed by a presidential-term-long residency by...

... Mrs Eric Trump!

[yankee87]

13. X rated?

Is it a porn movie?

[MIButterfly]

15. Who in the world would want to see that?

Not me, that's for sure.

[usonian]

16. For 10 dollars, you get EVERYTHING you want.

[bluedigger]

17. I was expecting residency shows by Nugent and Kid Rock, Vegas Style.

They can take turns doing afternoon matinees.