Senate's Most Famous Stroke Victim Thinks President Dementia's Greenland Fixation Is GREAT

[muriel_volestrangler]

It’s a strange comfort knowing that our fascists are far stupider than every other fascists in human history, especially the syphilis-brained (allegedly?) dementia patient at the top.

Yesterday, retiring Republican Senator Thom Tillis spoke of Donald Trump’s and Stephen Miller’s dumb little bitch Nazi plan to grab Greenland by the pussy and not take “Please, no!” for an answer, saying, “I’m sick of stupid.” He added that “[t]he amateurs who said it was a good idea should lose their jobs.” He’s talking about you, store brand Goebbels with the off-putting wife who isn’t even good for making strudel.

So wow, even Tillis knows this raping Greenland thing is stupid. Lisa Murkowski thinks the idea is “very, very unsettling” and Susan Collins is concerned. Therefore surely all the Democrats are united in roundly laughing at and haha just kidding. You’re still here and taking up space, John Fetterman?



You know, at some point we’re going to stop compassionately blaming the stroke and just assume this son of a bitch was a secret cocksucking bootlicking fascist the whole time.

https://www.wonkette.com/p/senates-most-famous-stroke-victim

[Johonny]

1. So tax the rich to pay for Greenland, okay

I mean, it isn't for sale. Oh, I know he meant cut more services to the American people to pay off the trillions in debt we'd accumulate to buy Greenland, because that's where the money comes from. It comes from our kids and their kids. But so long as we get Greenland and never tax rich people, it's great!

[displacedvermoter]

2. Wonkette is sharing my belief that Trump is syphilitic

and that gives me confidence to keep telling people what I have read and believe, Trump has syphilis.

Hoping it is true...

[hlthe2b]

3. Given Fetterman's fixation over the past years, he'd rename it Israel and turn it over to Netanyahu)

Sorry, but he's no better than Michael Rappaport on that score. Both are just nuts and their OCD does nothing to address the problem with real antisemitism.

[sinkingfeeling]

4. The country that's $38 trillion in debt wants to buy a country?

[surfered]

6. On a 50 year mortgage.

[surfered]

5. Fine, except it's owners say it's not for sale!!!

[Tommy Carcetti]

7. He needs to retire. The sooner, the better.

To save whatever remaining scraps of good will he once had.

[milestogo]

8. He's mistaken. Under TSF America IS a bully.

[Endlessmike56]

9. Ummm, just for the record

The USA has turned into a bully senator

[bucolic_frolic]

10. Yes, he was a plant all along.

I never trusted how left wing sort of progressive/hippie rose in a Pennsylvania town. It didn't jive.

[patphil]

11. If we want it for strategic purposes, why don't we just negotiate with them to increase our military presence.

We already have a small base there, but had as many of 6000 personnel there during the cold war.

https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Pituffik_Space_Base

When I was in the Air Force in the early 70's and stationed at Goose Air Base in Labrador, people from Thule would come down to our base for R and R.

[rampartd]

12. "strategic" means they have something musk wants

and trump owes him.

[ScratchCat]

17. There are billions in rare earth minerals

And other things under all that ice. Its not difficult here. Putin wants those REM's and he knows he can't invade Greenland without being completely destroyed by NATO(and his own country wouldn't stand for the destruction). So he's making Trump do it for him.

The US Congress is not going to a)Authorize funds to buy Greenland or b)allow Trump to claim Denmark is threatening our national security by refusing to sell and therefore he gets to bypass Congress and invade. He will be impeached and removed if he attempts to order any military vessel to head towards Greenland and it wouldn't surprise me if that wasn't also the "red line" for military brass.

[rampartd]

19. trump will never be removed without a civil war

we need to get used to this, and worse to come.

[displacedvermoter]

13. There was a joke about the beer not being frozen at Goose Bay!

[patphil]

20. The winter I was at the Goose, the highest daytime temp. in January was -5 degrees F.

Also, a 6 pack of soda on base was $1.00, but a 6 pack of Colt 45 was $0.75. You know what they wanted you to drink.
So the beer was definitely frosty, but maybe more of a slushy than frozen solid.

[displacedvermoter]

21. Probably still warmer than Thule, though,

and probably Minot, for that matter!

[patphil]

22. Yes, that's why the joke about Thule guys coming down to Goose for R and R.

[displacedvermoter]

23. When I was stationed in Rome, NY at

Griffiss AFB, Army guys from Fort Drum in Watertown used to come to our far more plentiful access to food, shipping and fun. I guess R&R is also a relative thing!

[Omnipresent]

14. Someone needs to tell Fetterman that we already have a military base in Greenland!

[ratchiweenie]

15. Fuck you Fetterman. I'm so sick of these entitled assholes. Would he be okay with Russia buying Puerto Rico?

[sakabatou]

16. Either Fetterman's being paid in rubles, or he's off his rocker.

Or both.

[leftstreet]

18. Unbelievable

DURec