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B.See

(7,638 posts)
Tue Dec 23, 2025, 04:34 PM Tuesday

Newsom Just Broke the Internet with His Savage Holiday Greeting to Trump and His Cronies

DEPT. OF LOLS:

OMG, Amazing!’: Newsom Just Broke the Internet with His Savage Holiday Greeting to Trump and His Cronies But He Saved the Best Insult for Last Atlanta Black Star via MSN

Newsom has been trolling Trump and his accomplices for months, lambasting (Trump) and top administration officials in searing posts on social media in true Trumpian style, using Trump’s harsh social media manner against him every chance he gets.

Newsom’s holiday wishes in a crushing post on Friday, Dec. 19, were no exception.

“I HOPE EVERYONE HAS A GREAT HOLIDAY WEEKEND,” Newsom began, mocking Trump’s all-caps social media mode, “EXCEPT OUR CLINICALLY ILL FELON PRESIDENT, STEPHEN MILLER, JD VANCE, JD’S COUCH, JD’S FUTON, KASH KANT KATCH ‘EM PATEL, KOSPLAY KRISTI, PARTICIPATION-TROPHY PETE, KAROLYN’ LEAVITT, SECRETARY BRAINWORM, AND MIKE ‘ALWAYS ON HIS KNEES’ JOHNSON. — GCN.”





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Newsom Just Broke the Internet with His Savage Holiday Greeting to Trump and His Cronies (Original Post) B.See Tuesday OP
Good for him! sheshe2 Tuesday #1
Brilliant!! Talitha Tuesday #2
Lol MustLoveBeagles Tuesday #3
A bright light in this dark mess 😆 Deuxcents Tuesday #4
Newsome is. terrific !!!!!!! Trueblue1968 Tuesday #10
Love it malaise Tuesday #5
Boom! Gov Newsom is Cha Tuesday #6
I approve this message!! 2naSalit Tuesday #7
Did I miss Buttkiss Bondi? Scalded Nun Tuesday #8
Will she be relieved or pissed off at having been left off? n/t DFW Tuesday #14
I LOVE the nicknames Newsom came up with for these worthless Trump Toadies! calimary Tuesday #9
badda boom badda bing. AllaN01Bear Tuesday #11
K&R...nt Wounded Bear Tuesday #12
Kick. N/T Upthevibe Tuesday #13
First rection--this is a little over the top. However..... DFW Tuesday #15
Accurate... GAJMac Tuesday #16
Way to go, Newsom! Martin68 Tuesday #17
"J.D.'s Couch" (funny) "J.D.'s Futon" (even funnier) FadedMullet Tuesday #18
Snapshot of source. usonian Tuesday #19
. dalton99a Yesterday #20
Wow! demosincebirth Yesterday #21
All I want for Christmas is markodochartaigh Yesterday #22
Its sad that we have to do this, but its what's needed against these idiots. Callie1979 Yesterday #23
He forgot pedo bondage Bondi! Ghislaine's blonde twin. BComplex Yesterday #24
That is awesome n/t ejbr Yesterday #25
what is last atlanta black star Tetrachloride Yesterday #26
The Christmas Burn. Well done. twodogsbarking Yesterday #27
The couch and the futon are always in my prayers synni Yesterday #28
Just fabulous! Keep it up, Gov! CTyankee Yesterday #29
That is a thing of beauty! Those are some of the best nicknames for this sicko administration that I've seen! liberalla Yesterday #30
I call bullshit on Mike Johnson always on his knees. Ray Bruns 22 hrs ago #31
He left off the best line! COL Mustard 21 hrs ago #32
thank you governor newsom dawn5651 19 hrs ago #33

calimary

(88,863 posts)
9. I LOVE the nicknames Newsom came up with for these worthless Trump Toadies!
Tue Dec 23, 2025, 06:07 PM
Tuesday

Favorites: Kash Kant Katch ‘Em Patel! And Mike ‘Always On His Knees’ Johnson!

But they’re ALL good (not to mention WELL-deserved)!

DFW

(59,694 posts)
15. First rection--this is a little over the top. However.....
Tue Dec 23, 2025, 07:46 PM
Tuesday

Upon reflection, damn, he DOES speak for me.

liberalla

(10,782 posts)
30. That is a thing of beauty! Those are some of the best nicknames for this sicko administration that I've seen!
Wed Dec 24, 2025, 11:31 AM
Yesterday
GREAT JOB, Guv !!!

Just beautiful !

Ray Bruns

(5,932 posts)
31. I call bullshit on Mike Johnson always on his knees.
Wed Dec 24, 2025, 01:56 PM
22 hrs ago

A lot of times he’s bent over with his pants around his ankles and his but cheeks spread open.

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